TOOLERS BEWARE

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:00 pm

HAVING HAD MY ORIGINAL THREAT REMOVED BY SOME IDIOT MODERATOR WHO OBVIOUSLY APPROVES OR IS ONE OF YOU LOT, I WILL RE-ITTERATE MY THREAT AND REPEATEDLY POST IT UNTIL EITHER IT GETS LEFT ON HERE OR I GET THROWN OFF - EITHER WAY I DON'T GIVE A TOSS.

I WILL CATCH YOU, GRASS YOU UP TO THE PIGS AND MAKE SURE YOU GET CAUGHT RED-HANDED MAKING, NO, STEALING YOUR "EASY MONEY". I KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE AND I CAN SMELL ONE OF YOU PARASITES A MILE OFF. I'M EVERYWHERE SO NO ONE IS SAFE.

I AM QUITE SIMPLY SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SCUMBAGS, YOU MAKE AN HONEST MAN'S LIFE HELL EVERY TIME HE GOES TO PLAY A FRUIT, THANKS TO YOU PEOPLE ARE LOSING OUT ON HONEST MONEY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO OWN/RENT THESE MACHINES THINK WE ARE YOU. YOU ARE THE CANCER IN OUR PROFESSION AND YOU NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.

EVEN THE HOMELESS DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE VOMIT LIKE YOU FOR STREET-MATES. PERSONALLY, I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL BE PUT THROUGH MINCING MACHINES FEET FIRST.

I URGE ANYONE WHO SEES ONE OF THESE WASTES OF THEIR FATHERS' SPERM TO SNEAKILY GRASS THEM UP TO THE PIGS. UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T REALLY LIKE THEM EITHER BUT THEY ARE THE LESSER OF 2 EVILS IN CASES SUCH AS THIS.

AND TO WHOEVER REMOVED THIS POST THE FIRST TIME, Forget YOU, I'LL KEEP POSTING AS I STATED BEFORE BECAUSE THIS CAN'T GO ON. THESE rUNTS MUST BE ERRADICATED.

jesz · Post by **jesz** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:10 pm

what the fuck is a tooler?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:14 pm

I'm the idiot moderator that deleted it.

Apart from the fact that it was a tiresome rant threatening random acts of violence against "toolers" (just like the above), there are also 2 other threads in this forum - 1 started by you in fact - where you can give off about toolers to your heart's content

http://www.fruitchat.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=11793
http://www.fruitchat.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=11741

Whilst I agree that people who tool machines are arseholes (although you seem to hate them more than most people hate murderers, paedophiles and dictators), the idea that gambling is an "honest profession" is laughable.

Oh, and another hint, putting everything in capitals make you sound like a 5 year having a tantrum. It's funny how you hate toolers so much because you certainly come across as a bit of a "tool".

Since I'm an idiot moderator who either is a tooler or approves of the practice, I'll let another mod decide what to do about that car crash of a post.

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:28 pm

You make me laugh! What an idiot! Threatening random acts of violence??? Because I said I think they should be put through a mincing machine feet first? Where's the threat in that? Did I say I'd kidnap some toolers and put them through a mincing machine? What drugs are you on? I suppose grassing them to the pigs is an act of violence too. The post should stay as a stark warning to these thieves so that they know that we are out to get them - get them CAUGHT!
As for paedophiles, dictators and murderers, I class them alongside toolers, world leaders and you.
As for the CAPITALS, yes, they are meant to depict a rant - perhaps of a 5 year old is going a bit too young, but a low age mentality is all the toolers have anyway which is why it was actually cleverly appropriate.
Moderating really isn't your strong point when all you read into things is what you WANT to...
OPEN YOUR MIND... and your EYES

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:46 pm

Oh, and another hint, putting everything in capitals make you sound like a 5 year having a tantrum.

Great to see you have such a fantastic grasp of the English language. Luckily I have the sense to see your mistake yet still understand what you meant.

Oh, and as for your reference to playing fruits being a dishonest profession - would you like to EXPLAIN your comments? I'd be very interested to know how it can possibly be dishonest - as would every other person on here...

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:48 pm

Well I was only just out of my bed when I deleted your first post, so now with my mind and eyes fully wide open, I can see that:

It IS a good idea to have several threads on the same subject

People who steal a few pound coins from fruit machines should be punished with the same force as murderers, paedophiles and er... me

All "world leaders" should be eradicated, leaving us with some sort of anarchy (presumably an anarchy with stringent controls in place to deal with toolers)

SilverSurfer wrote: I'M EVERYWHERE SO NO ONE IS SAFE

And a big round of applause for Jesus, who has descended from heaven to rescue Man from (cardinal) sin, and to feed toolers feet-first through mincing machines.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:56 pm

SilverSurfer wrote:Oh, and another hint, putting everything in capitals make you sound like a 5 year having a tantrum.

Great to see you have such a fantastic grasp of the English language. Luckily I have the sense to see your mistake yet still understand what you meant.

Phew. I feel lucky. I might go and buy a lottery ticket.

Oh, and as for your reference to playing fruits being a dishonest profession - would you like to EXPLAIN your comments? I'd be very interested to know how it can possibly be dishonest - as would every other person on here...

I didn't know you were spokesman for every member of this board, but then again you are Jesus so I'll let it go.

Fruit machine gambling - where you can only win when other other people lose - refill keys, sharking, plugging, deliberate emptiers, accidental emptiers... not exactly an honest day's work is it?

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:05 pm

Mr Nutcase in red, "I am everywhere, no one is safe" was meant to warn the toolers that I am all over the place on my professional travels and that they are therefore not safe from being grassed up by the police by me.

Also, I'd hardly say toolers steal "a few pound coins". Considering they pay upwards of £5000 per tool, I'm sure they're stealing a lot more than "a few".

As far as I'm concerned, you are a rather funny sounding spokesman for all of these thieves. One of the ten commandments is "thou shalt not steal" and certainly not to THAT scale!

The point isn't even them taking them the money so much as it is the aggravation they have caused and continue to cause US - the ones who learn how to play a game well enough so that we can make money most of the time.

When was learning something to the level that enables one to make a living from it EVER called THEFT? WE don't steal, TOOLERS do.

Get it right, I'm finding your posts extremely amusing yet, curiously disturbing since you seem to really believe in the utter WAFFLE you're churning out!

So now I've announced that I'm a serial tooler murderer who has his own mincing machine, I want to bring down every government in the world and murder all the world leaders and I'm Jesus... I think we know who's really talking sense now... SEEK HELP!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:10 pm

PEOPLE ARE LOSING OUT ON HONEST MONEY BECAUSE

One of the ten commandments is "thou shalt not steal" and certainly not to THAT scale!

From what I recall, gambling isn't looked on too favourably in the bible?

them taking them the money

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:15 pm

Thou shall not covet thy neighbours p1 winstopper

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:16 pm

I wouldn't regard playing machines you win out of through skill and knowledge and make a living from as GAMBLING - do you know what a profession is? Something you do to earn a living. If I were gambling non professionally I'd starve as there is no guarantee of making a profit by gambling!

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:20 pm

Matt Vinyl wrote:

i take it you're not taking any action then Matt?

Well it is Sunday....

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:24 pm

I'v done a few sneeky bits with a £2 bar when i needed to.
Are you coming to get me silversurfer?

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:27 pm

I will grass up ANYONE I see tooling. Simple as that.

JG · Post by JG » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:29 pm

I say let this thread stand. I think this is the correct decision for many reasons, most of them in the name of comedy value.

Actually I'm renewing my passport application almost as we speak via the medium of written text. I need a professional to act as a countersignatory. Now are there any lawyers, doctors, teachers, fruit machine players or policemen in the building?