Fruit Machine Chat

Now after a strange Sunday, which i actually thought now i really have seen it all, how mistaken was i after getting barred from a pub on Sunday then unbarred 5 minutes later! i thought wow never had that b4 but ok TYVM Mr landlord, argue the toss when you get barred admit to being a player then get an ok i was wrong can i buy you a drink LOL, which can only mean one thing some thieving chap has been in and done his insert remove method, as the landlord actually told me what the machine was down last week its certain that some TOOLer had done some work on it which has brought me on top so cheers. W@nker


So today was a bit different i boned a machine yesterday not my fault it offered lines on my 2nd pound without going high enough, and then took 50 more to get it offering so i thought no chance of me escaping the fact im going to have to do the method then WTF! happened next i have never seen or even heard of, the machine went no lose sss lines for 70 then had 2 more lots of lines in it, wow! i thought in profit from looking like a battering happy days, so today when entering i thought but a drink chill out not even go near the machine (was my idea) no chance pounced on from the 1st step into the place ok im thinking maybe i should have left it a day longer then done the chilling thing too late! so the machine gets turned off which i thought fair enough, but accused of thieving from the machine bit harsh i think, as i have never done anything towards that path and probably never will so whilst chilling and playing the it box, guy from behind the bar comes over and explains that 2 lads came in after me and told the landlady that somebody has been doing illegal things to the machine i.e me, which i then think fine but to accuse me without proof is just silly no wonder nobody gets caught doing the machines over because they get warned off by the landlords first without them even knowing, all the years i have been a professional player i have only ever been barred from 3 pubs which is nearly 10 years, one of which was jumping jokers another was because i knew the codes (vivid) and the other was just pure bad luck, am i slacking and leaving myself open to more of this YOUR BARRED!! or is it because finally the leisure company has held its hand up and gone we have fkd up this is what you need to look out for, or is it because the thieves have ruined it for everybody?

Rant over


FK

You can borrow a few of my spare full stops (.........) and commas(;;;;; if you want.

[quote="harry2"]You can borrow a few of my spare full stops (.........) and commas(]

";;;;;;;" <----- semi-colons

I think you'll find these are commas -------> ",,,,,,,,,,,,"

and i can lend you a close bracket, ) ,harry

Kind of expected that kind of reply as the word respect seems to no longer exist in this day and age, i was trying to get a point over not have an English lesson...................................................................

It's a lot easier to get a point over if we can actually read/understand what is written.

In response to what I think is your point:
I've never been barred from a pub for playing the machine but then I don't think there are many toolers near me so less on top. Closest I came to getting barred was in the vivid days when one landlord would just turn it off when I went in, bastard!

Toolers are ruining our image. I have had had countless fruits go empty on me in the last month or so all because of this bloody bell tool. Nice pubs with good machines have become on top because the landlord never sees mr tooler, he sees the guy who comes in every 2 days buy's a blackCURRANT and soda (f.a.o. Mr Mcstreak) and gets the megastreak.. So Mr Landlord can only assume it is you that is emptying the fruit, when in fact it is a tooler late at night when the pub is packed and he can happily dump 250 without anyone battering an eyelid.. It is commonplace now to have your description written down for something you have nothing to do with. I reckon Gamestec, Sceptre or whoever should wire the changer to the mains that would give mr tooler a shock..

Fat_Kid wrote: the word respect seems to no longer exist in this day and age

Chortle.



It took me twice as long to read your sentence because you didn't put in any punctuation. If you know the rules of English and you want people to read about your experience , why not show them some respect and make your sentences legible?

Fat_Kid wrote:Kind of expected that kind of reply as the word respect seems to no longer exist in this day and age, i was trying to get a point over not have an English lesson...................................................................

Yes, well you're damned if you write 1 liners and your damned if you write full paragraphs of experience BEING AS YOU'RE A NEW GUY.
It seems it's more important these days to get a red pen out than welcome anybody new to these forums.
I think you'd be the first to admit your post isn't exactly eloquent English but you're story came across good enough, and that's good enough for me.
Welcome, try to stay under the spelling and grammar radar for your first 50 posts and you'll do fine, after that nobody gives a fook.

yeah to be honest mate thats all u get on this site is spelling lessons pretty pathetic really

Its "you" Gary not "u" lol

how is eet none off yau have ever correctod my spilling eh?????

Sorry, Souper man

Look what I've gone and done.

What pub was it, Fat Kid?