Fruit Machine Chat

power 5 chipped 70% cunt, big reds , italian job, s&ladders ( yes i class this as wank as well)


these machines have been there for months and months and months infact the p5 has been there years ... theve been tooled a thousand times chipped and rechipped , had the glass smashed the hopper glued the fuckers wont change em.


is it because games tech have bought out l/link and the full changeover has not yet been made? and therefor they wont change em yet ?


even been on the phone and did the old " im the manager trick "

" your concerns have been noted "


waited with baited breath.... nothing ! petrol bomb perhaps? any other suggestions?

maybe a real hustle scam is needed where i walk in and nick em ? any way enough bollocks spoken , do you lot have the same troubles in your locals?

My local had the wonderful VIZ sited for a while and people were getting sick of it. So the landlady, the bar staff and a few yokels demanded it to be changed, the staff who I know told me they wanted a DOND - FFS.

A DOND Red Alert arrived shortly after - Your local watering hole, where dreams come true!!!!

4 Machines in your local
My local has got a £5 Inchadinkadoo

Spoons seem to have stopped changing machines. The 3 spoons close to me have a total of 13 machines between them and the only change in the last 6 months has been a star wars replacing a P5 that had been there 1st £35 JP machine they had in.
So theres 2 R2r,1 Winstopper,1 showtime, 2 DF,1 Bully,1 Cluedo 2 Hot property, 1 WOW, 1CYBTB & 1 Star wars, What Joy!!

If they make money then they will stay, my work has had a red alert since it was released on test. I remember my last work had a jptrar for over a year, and a nightclub near me had a rat pack for over 2.

I've had the same Vortex for 2 years, i think it was brand new at the time, might even be longer than 2 years in fact, i've had a £25 monty pythons flying circus that was there about 4 years i reckon that lasted, similar with a £25 big bro, 3 decent machines there so no real complaints .

Jammy Twat!! My non movers are a Devil of a Deal (4 years),
Cleudo (Square board around the world clone) 12 - 18 months
Jackpot Gems - 12 months
SMTM 70% 12 months maybe more

Extreme Eddie wrote:I've had the same Vortex for 2 years, i think it was brand new at the time, might even be longer than 2 years in fact, i've had a £25 monty pythons flying circus that was there about 4 years i reckon that lasted, similar with a £25 big bro, 3 decent machines there so no real complaints .

I find machines have changed a lot less over the last year, I blame the lack of releases from Barcrest/Mazooma (obviously this has changed in the last couple of months).

I still find it difficult to class the machines we were playing a year or so ago (panthers, cluedos, rovers, £35 invincibles, Vortexes etc) as old!

Yeah the bowl here is on LL and the p5/£25 CYBTB have been in there well over a year now How about a change please!

ive had about 5 different machine changes in the last 9 months, mainly cos of breakdown or us gamblers constantly complaining how shit the current ones were!
the longest serving was a p5, 4 months, (was unchipped for 3 of em but didn't find out the trick till late, luckyly no one else knew it either so it was easy money for a while). we also had a lucky devil last a whole 3 days!!

wildcat wrote:ive had about 5 different machine changes in the last 9 months, mainly cos of breakdown or us gamblers constantly complaining how shit the current ones were!
the longest serving was a p5, 4 months, (was unchipped for 3 of em but didn't find out the trick till late, luckyly no one else knew it either so it was easy money for a while). we also had a lucky devil last a whole 3 days!!

any significance to a lucky devil getting moved? theyre shit???

Spyder wrote: any significance to a lucky devil getting moved? theyre shit???

He means lucky devil by red not little devil by mazooma. Good money earners Lucky D's are, Typical red profile.

just shatter the glass or somethin normally just change em then if been there a while.

Sterling idea. I'm sure that will slip under every barman and local drinker's radar.

only if its well out the way then giv it a try a little tap with a glass hammer.

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