Porkie Pies own up

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Porkie Pies own up

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With all the business's struggling at the moment.. surely this evil circle has not only effected the working class but the fruit machine class. I don't believe for one minute your making half as much as you would especially coming into the winter. I think its going to be tough times for you and wouldn't be suprised if you done a machine and come back to it a week later and its had about £40 through it maximum... bake beans and bread for dinner i predict
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Re: Porkie Pies own up

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HorseRacingKing wrote: bake beans and bread for dinner i predict
Try Pot Noodles and a wan...oooops er I meant just Pot Noodles and bread :wink:
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nah credit crunch does not stop addicted slotters
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if you put your mind to it ,and really wanted to be a tightwad you could feed yourself easily on a fiver a week,would'nt be that much fun though.
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i am struggling HRK lost 3k this week and 2k the week before on several winstoppers remaining 3 unchipped p5s 8 old style reds and 6 chip1 cashattacks.


anychance you can give me a horse tip ? i fancy the 3.10 1-9 favourite at the im struggling stakes .. a horse called easymoney.

that a sure bet?
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5 Years time i'll pop around to this site and check on how far you've got in life. I can almost garantee you will all be here and if not your probally stuck in job centre applying for jobs when your 200th out of 200 people applying for the job and you aint got qualifcation under the sun but you still think you havea chance. Best way to make money when fruits dry up for you and you got a baby to feed is to go out and start robbing stuff
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Interviewer - Hello there, take a seat

Fruit Chat representive
- Thanks

Interviewer - Right so what intrests you in this job?

Fruit Chat representive - Well erm I do like the wage your offering

Interviewer - Righhhht...ok. So what do you feel you can offer the company?

Fruit Chat representive
- Well i am personally quite good at looking for machines across the country so that gives me an advantage, I am looking at numbers day in and day out which makes me an top class mathmatition for example say I have £60 in the bank and have put £40 coins to get this then I am £20 in profit.

Interviewer - O.K... so I see you haven't been employed for the last 12
years is there any reason for this?

Fruit Chat representive - Well I put that down to excessive gambling and my need to play fruit machines

Interviewer - Right I think thats enough, thank you for your time and we'll let you know if you have been succesfull

Fruit Chat representive
- Marvellous, cya soon
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red22 wrote:i am struggling HRK lost 3k this week and 2k the week before on several winstoppers remaining 3 unchipped p5s 8 old style reds and 6 chip1 cashattacks.


anychance you can give me a horse tip ? i fancy the 3.10 1-9 favourite at the im struggling stakes .. a horse called easymoney.

that a sure bet?

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spot the cunt

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and you win a prize
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HorseRacingKing wrote:5 Years time i'll pop around to this site and check on how far you've got in life. I can almost garantee you will all be here and if not your probally stuck in job centre applying for jobs when your 200th out of 200 people applying for the job and you aint got qualifcation under the sun but you still think you havea chance. Best way to make money when fruits dry up for you and you got a baby to feed is to go out and start robbing stuff
HorseRacingKing wrote:Interviewer - Hello there, take a seat

Fruit Chat representive
- Thanks

Interviewer - Right so what intrests you in this job?

Fruit Chat representive - Well erm I do like the wage your offering

Interviewer - Righhhht...ok. So what do you feel you can offer the company?

Fruit Chat representive
- Well i am personally quite good at looking for machines across the country so that gives me an advantage, I am looking at numbers day in and day out which makes me an top class mathmatition for example say I have £60 in the bank and have put £40 coins to get this then I am £20 in profit.

Interviewer - O.K... so I see you haven't been employed for the last 12
years is there any reason for this?

Fruit Chat representive - Well I put that down to excessive gambling and my need to play fruit machines

Interviewer - Right I think thats enough, thank you for your time and we'll let you know if you have been succesfull

Fruit Chat representive
- Marvellous, cya soon


So would you include yourself in your damning indictment of Fruitchat members?
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Post by silent g »

most gambling addicts i see in pubs pumping the machines are on benefits so credit crunch doesnt effect it lmao.
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Does ACCA and CIMA count ?
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Post by Spyder »

HorseRacingKing wrote:im a cock-end

yes yes, quite true
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Post by JG »

Luke. This site isn't a competition. It's not 'who can get richer than Alan Sugar and have sex with more birds than Oliver Reid chat'.
Your posts bring terrible, terrible negativity to this site and its members.
You seem to do nothing but slate the general populus of Fruitchat.
I find it rather disquieting.

However, I myself don't want to be too negative. I wish you success in your business studies course BUT also wish you success in contributing in a more positive way to Fruitchat, should you wish to do so.

Thanks,

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eloquently put and as diplomatic as usual george ,can anything ruffle your feathers?
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