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Pelvic Thrust(s)
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:35 pm
by PMK
Anybody else give cheeky pelvic movement towards the machine(s) at crucuial moments?
Perhaps nearing the end of a Mega Streak trying to induce a credit break or on a red after the 1st £35?
Or do you give a more conservative open handed pat to try and move things on?
Or maybe nothing?
Do tell.......................
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:42 pm
by gambogaz1
I have been known to rub the side of the cabinet as it approaches the £35 of a MS trying to caress it into the next £35
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The pelvic thrust only comes into play when a machine is holding back like a cunt and i'm trying to refrain myself from booting fuck out of the thing.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:59 pm
by silent g
never wanted to thrust toward a machine b4.
ive head butted a few and i know someone who pissed in the pay-tray when a dond robbed him blind.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:42 pm
by trayhop123
i dont know about me pelvic thrusting them ,,,,,,,, but they shaft me from time to time :P
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:06 pm
by RUDE
silent g wrote:never wanted to thrust toward a machine b4.
ive head butted a few and i know someone who pissed in the pay-tray when a dond robbed him blind.
Hmmm....
Man who cheekily slaps or thrusts towards a machine = Humour
Man who headbutts, punches or pisses in a tray = Cock
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:20 pm
by YoungKai
I currently enjoy turning to the nearest DOND and saying "Fuck You Noel" when i get a streak/cheap JP! :P
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:38 pm
by RUDE
YoungKai wrote:I currently enjoy turning to the nearest DOND and saying "Fuck You Noel" when i get a streak/cheap JP! :P
I think we've all done that, like we've all replied to "oh, who'd you feel" with something like "I feel like twatting you one you bearded c**t!"...or is that just me.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:15 pm
by kidgloves
Shit...next you lot will be tapping the start button furiously like a granny trying to get a Party Time to go up off the x win.
The most I resort to is a slightly harder push of the button when on the credit breaks/repeat chances - it's the adrenalin don't you know..
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:21 pm
by Scott
RUDE wrote:YoungKai wrote:I currently enjoy turning to the nearest DOND and saying "Fuck You Noel" when i get a streak/cheap JP! :P
I think we've all done that, like we've all replied to "oh, who'd you feel" with something like "I feel like twatting you one you bearded c**t!"...or is that just me.
I know i've made more than a few comments in my time
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:22 pm
by Mattb
Noel does get a few comments from me too...
Awh, how'd you feel? Cheated? Ripped off? Rigged? You bearded ****!
No pelvic thrusts though - think you need counselling over that one
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:28 pm
by silent g
RUDE wrote:
Man who headbutts, punches or pisses in a tray = Cock
dont say im a cock shithead.
i bet most people on here have hit, kicked or butted a machine.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:36 pm
by RUDE
silent g wrote:RUDE wrote:
Man who headbutts, punches or pisses in a tray = Cock
dont say im a cock shithead.
i bet most people on here have hit, kicked or butted a machine.
I have been known to push buttons with above average force but I've NEVER head-butted a machine and CERTAINLY NEVER pissed in a tray, that's disgusting, it's bad enough when someone's poured beer in there and you have to fish your coins out!
It wasn't a personal comment, just my opinion.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:24 pm
by silent g
RUDE wrote:
It wasn't a personal comment, just my opinion.
well i didnt piss in the tray i wouldnt do that shit but most people have hit a machine i have about 3 or 4 times in 11 years of playing its not like i just wanna break the machine.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:30 pm
by ma71lda
''How do you feel?''.........with me hands you bearded gimp!
Boom f*cking boom.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:06 pm
by HorseRacingKing
LOL @ DOING SOMETHING TO A MACHINE
HOW STUPID DO YOU LOOK FROM PEOPLE IN THE REAL WORLD,
" OMG LOOK AT THAT GUY STRESSING OUT OVER A FRUIT MACHINE, PMSL "