Pelvic Thrust(s)

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:35 pm

Anybody else give cheeky pelvic movement towards the machine(s) at crucuial moments?

Perhaps nearing the end of a Mega Streak trying to induce a credit break or on a red after the 1st £35?

Or do you give a more conservative open handed pat to try and move things on?

Or maybe nothing?

Do tell.......................

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:42 pm

I have been known to rub the side of the cabinet as it approaches the £35 of a MS trying to caress it into the next £35

ops:
The pelvic thrust only comes into play when a machine is holding back like a cunt and i'm trying to refrain myself from booting fuck out of the thing.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:59 pm

never wanted to thrust toward a machine b4.
ive head butted a few and i know someone who pissed in the pay-tray when a dond robbed him blind.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:42 pm

i dont know about me pelvic thrusting them ,,,,,,,, but they shaft me from time to time :P

RUDE · Post by **RUDE** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:06 pm

silent g wrote:never wanted to thrust toward a machine b4.
ive head butted a few and i know someone who pissed in the pay-tray when a dond robbed him blind.

Hmmm....

Man who cheekily slaps or thrusts towards a machine = Humour

Man who headbutts, punches or pisses in a tray = Cock

YoungKai · Post by **YoungKai** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:20 pm

I currently enjoy turning to the nearest DOND and saying "Fuck You Noel" when i get a streak/cheap JP! :P

RUDE · Post by **RUDE** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:38 pm

YoungKai wrote:I currently enjoy turning to the nearest DOND and saying "Fuck You Noel" when i get a streak/cheap JP! :P

I think we've all done that, like we've all replied to "oh, who'd you feel" with something like "I feel like twatting you one you bearded c**t!"...or is that just me.

kidgloves · Post by **kidgloves** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:15 pm

Shit...next you lot will be tapping the start button furiously like a granny trying to get a Party Time to go up off the x win.
The most I resort to is a slightly harder push of the button when on the credit breaks/repeat chances - it's the adrenalin don't you know..

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:21 pm

RUDE wrote:
YoungKai wrote:I currently enjoy turning to the nearest DOND and saying "Fuck You Noel" when i get a streak/cheap JP! :P
I think we've all done that, like we've all replied to "oh, who'd you feel" with something like "I feel like twatting you one you bearded c**t!"...or is that just me.

I know i've made more than a few comments in my time

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:22 pm

Noel does get a few comments from me too...

Awh, how'd you feel? Cheated? Ripped off? Rigged? You bearded ****!

No pelvic thrusts though - think you need counselling over that one

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:28 pm

RUDE wrote:
Man who headbutts, punches or pisses in a tray = Cock

dont say im a cock shithead.
i bet most people on here have hit, kicked or butted a machine.

RUDE · Post by **RUDE** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:36 pm

silent g wrote:
RUDE wrote:
Man who headbutts, punches or pisses in a tray = Cock
dont say im a cock shithead.
i bet most people on here have hit, kicked or butted a machine.

I have been known to push buttons with above average force but I've NEVER head-butted a machine and CERTAINLY NEVER pissed in a tray, that's disgusting, it's bad enough when someone's poured beer in there and you have to fish your coins out!

It wasn't a personal comment, just my opinion.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:24 pm

RUDE wrote: It wasn't a personal comment, just my opinion.

well i didnt piss in the tray i wouldnt do that shit but most people have hit a machine i have about 3 or 4 times in 11 years of playing its not like i just wanna break the machine.

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:30 pm

''How do you feel?''.........with me hands you bearded gimp!

Boom f*cking boom.

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:06 pm

LOL @ DOING SOMETHING TO A MACHINE

HOW STUPID DO YOU LOOK FROM PEOPLE IN THE REAL WORLD,

" OMG LOOK AT THAT GUY STRESSING OUT OVER A FRUIT MACHINE, PMSL "