Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:25 am**

yeahhhhhhhhhhh

RICCCKKKKAAAAAYYYYY !!!

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:35 am**

One an hour today.

Why did Redgamer take a shower ?

He forget to wind up the Nova's window when he went through the car wash.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:44 am**

LMFAO !!!

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:18 pm**

harry its not my thought u get touched by ure dad and he beats ure mum

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:39 pm**

After exiting the car wash Redgamer drives down the road and crashes into a lamp post. The police turn up and ask, "What gear were you in when you lost control of the vehicle ?"

"My Reeboks and Burberry, innit" was the reply.

Hey Red, nothing personal. I just hate all chavs.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:46 pm**

harry from reading aye u get anything good around there in competition with shaffy

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:46 pm**

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:48 pm**

wat do u call petetra a fuking gay wat happend in petetras child hood he was raped wat is petetra doing with his life now working at a hot dog stand

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:51 pm**

Large chilli dog with mustard , please.

ps. Only know six decent players in Reading. Theres at least thirty town centre pubs ready for rinsing.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:53 pm**

u no phil hes probly top player in ure ends

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:53 pm**

don't eat in Reading Yates' though, made me feel sick watching that rogue resteraunts last nite.... vile!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:59 pm**

Yeah, used to play in Quicksilver until they took out all of the hi-tec's. Keeps himself to himself. One of the first to do "Ready To Rock".

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:01 pm**

yer good player is phil ust to basicly live at oxfordshire service wen they had a stopper changing wen ever i walked in there he was

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:03 pm**

redgamer wrote:wat do u call petetra a fuking gay wat happend in petetras child hood he was raped wat is petetra doing with his life now working at a hot dog stand

Ricckkaaayyyyy I am totally convinced you have some sort of fixation with homosexual rape.
You have mentioned it so much on the site I now believe its a little fantasy of yours
Now thats fine and I think its great that you are starting to think about your sexual preference
Just not sure how many gay chavs there are though ?

Would you consider a boyfriend outside of the posse ?
Your'e not really my type but there are plenty that like the fat look .
Good luck in your search and if it makes you hungry I will always have a free hot dog for you ....

Fruit Machine Chat

Do we want another chav joke this Friday ?

Do we want another chav joke this Friday ?