Do we want another chav joke this Friday ?
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Ricckkaaayyyyy I am totally convinced you have some sort of fixation with homosexual rape.redgamer wrote:wat do u call petetra a fuking gay wat happend in petetras child hood he was raped wat is petetra doing with his life now working at a hot dog stand
You have mentioned it so much on the site I now believe its a little fantasy of yours
Now thats fine and I think its great that you are starting to think about your sexual preference
Just not sure how many gay chavs there are though ?
Would you consider a boyfriend outside of the posse ?
Your'e not really my type but there are plenty that like the fat look .
Good luck in your search and if it makes you hungry I will always have a free hot dog for you ....