Fruit Machine Chat

today i had a fall out with a winstopper were it lost on a 11 for mega streak i was rather annoyed and reacted with headbuttin it i looked to see a shattered glass wat will my punishment be will i get caught for it ?

you'll be sentenced to 6months imprisonment, sharing a cell with hrk, and given a showtime in your cell too ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :P

well im trying to be resonable and have a sensable answer mind u it was in a service i fleed but still got a mega streak out of it

If you get caught you will be made to pay for damages, get a criminal record and probably sent on an anger management course.

Whatever next? Headbutting a cash attack that gives revolver off a quid?

well it was a spur of the moment thing i didnt expect it to shatter

Is this at Clackett?

na madestone

Were you larking around with mates or something? Usually when a machine starts to get annoying, you might thwack a button or swear, but not BOFF headbutt the thing. Did you take a picture?

na didnt take a pic just fleed from there as i felt like a twat it was a stupid thing to do and there was no need for it but then again it has been there for years since they first come out

I suppose. I know the feeling. I once felt really cross on a pickable Vamp that just kept giving two upgrades, or rolling the wrong number when usually it was a 70% chance of ----> 1 upgrade. I felt so angry. Really mad. I was £90 in when it dropped the free and loosened up after so dramatically that I finished £10ish up and felt like a twat for getting so worked up.

Strange how they can just grab you like that. Then you can serenely take a loss on a Hot Property. Curious.

Never lost it on a p3 dial. You can be dicking around for a bit. To be honest I could never get cross on these after doing so well on the p1s.


Usually it's when you've had a few good buzzes, a real good battle, then tiredness sets in and you get grouchy and you play when you shouldn't. That's the worst time.


Tbh, I think you'll be sound, doubt you'll get any repurcussions. Just keep a disguise kit handy if you plan on going back some time soon. Not nice smashing up p3 dials ops:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter-perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

This thread is complete and utter bullshite. Why the fuck would you headbutt a fruit machine? You definitely have issues.

Seriously, and you still think your not a chav, fucked that one eh.

redgamer wrote:well it was a spur of the moment thing i didnt expect it to shatter

Fruit machine glass > Real glass.

You are probably nicely placed on camera, I wouldn't bother returning there anytime soon.

Do you do door work or am I thinking of someone else on here?

oh dear, oh dear oh dear oh dear....

little did i know, when i clicked this topic... wondering what was going to be zapped through the internet wires into my pc for me to read next...


this is the ultimate bestest ever topic...

YOU are gonna get fucked mate totally fucked..

you do realise that that tape will be sent to the police as soon as they can...


you better get a new cap and some new chav clothes.. cause when they get you you're gonna get barred from all the service station arcades...



gives a whole new meaning to welcome break!

welcome chav, break our machine! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol



dont worry, they wont send copies to the seaside kiddies arcades







has anyone else seen that teenage problem gamblers program on sky? lol wonder how many of your chav mates are on there... lol lol lol lol lol lol

























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