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gone out to bexhill first machine here and now 60 profit then make 50 on carabian cash then go to komb haven holiday park invincable 40 profit king ranson 50 profit jail birds 65 profit happy campers 20 loss 2 winstoppers 80 profit vortex 40 profit manic muncher luky go all the way 70 off about 9 pound not bad for 4 hours punting

I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SH*T


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Sorry Jeffery Vickers that I didnt do a 2'er in Invincible, then go skint in a 4 reeler.

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LOL SORRY I WAS JUST BUZZED UP WEN I GOT IN

good result redgamer,i think though ,if you had taken more time and used a few more verbs and adjectives with the top post then the right honourable mr vickers may have had more fun posting elsewhere.

Not to mention some punctuation.

Here, try using some of these: . , ; -

redgamer wrote:Sorry Jeffery Vickers that I didnt do a 2'er in Invincible, then go skint in a 4 reeler.

I must be the only one of few on here who ADMITS to losing occasionally.

I'd think some of you lads have become millionaires over the last 6 months, oh, and wait till you come across a stinking bad Invincible showing all Red Bar one, then decided to go through £200 (continuously redding), on a brighter note, I made £140 today.

jeffvickers wrote:

redgamer wrote:Sorry Jeffery Vickers that I didnt do a 2'er in Invincible, then go skint in a 4 reeler.

I must be the only one of few on here who ADMITS to losing occasionally.

I'd think some of you lads have become millionaires over the last 6 months, oh, and wait till you come across a stinking bad Invincible showing all Red Bar one, then decided to go through £200 (continuously redding), on a brighter note, I made £4 today.

FYI DICKHEAD, i did this yesterday but dont care much cause i was £700 up on crazychair

jeffvickers wrote:

redgamer wrote:Sorry Jeffery Vickers that I didnt do a 2'er in Invincible, then go skint in a 4 reeler.

I must be the only one of few on here who ADMITS to losing occasionally.

I'd think some of you lads have become millionaires over the last 6 months, oh, and wait till you come across a stinking bad Invincible showing all Red Bar one, then decided to go through £200 (continuously redding), on a brighter note, I made £140 today.

Obese Justin Vickers goes around pressing the cash or bust buttons on '4reelers' all day. I saw him hit a quid on toggle climb. In fact, I would agree with people, when they call him a bad player. Back in the days of the Barcrest era, I once wandered upon Justin Vickers in a Yates's in Sheffield. I gleefully watched him put his dole money through the darts clone, I walked over to it trying to remember whether Justin actually got anything out of it, then I remembered seeing his two kids and wife, with sad faces because he had done the child benefit again. I walked over and 1st pound routed toward the cashbox. CHUNK CLUNK BLOOP! BLEEP! BLOOP! BLARP! BLOOP! This hasn't been edited by JG by the way BLOOP! FART! POOP! BLEEEP! WHEEP! BLOOOP! No not edited on the sly by me at all BLEEP! BLOOP CLUNK it goes. I'm thinking yeah, let us force all out. I got a let 'em spin for plums. By the 3rd press on that board, I had got it via bashing all the right numbers, 9 on bonus etc went for £67. I'm thinking yeah 'boii',there's more, got the restart chance on the feature. The Barcrest sign winked so I'm thinking Justin Vickers is a mug for leaving it with so much value. I got Darts Marathon that board for £25. Whilst one was waiting for the ageing Vamp on the other side of the bar, 'Jeffaka' Justin comes back in to the pub and starts ramming coins through the darts clone. He starts punching it and muttering "why isn't it full?!"

sharkboii wrote:

jeffvickers wrote:

redgamer wrote:Sorry Jeffery Vickers that I didnt do a 2'er in Invincible, then go skint in a 4 reeler.

I must be the only one of few on here who ADMITS to losing occasionally.

I'd think some of you lads have become millionaires over the last 6 months, oh, and wait till you come across a stinking bad Invincible showing all Red Bar one, then decided to go through £200 (continuously redding), on a brighter note, I made £140 today.

fat justin vickers goes round pressing cob on 4reelers allday.i saw him hit a quid on toggle climb in fact i wud agree when ppl call him a bad player.back in the days of the barcrest era i 1nced pondured apon justin vickers in a yateses in sheffield,i gleefully watched him put his doll money thru the darts clone sid wardells,i walked over 2 it trying 2remember wever justin actualy got anything of it then i remembered seeing his 2kids and wife with sad faces bcos he dun the child benefit in (AGAIN),i walked over 1st pound down the jack black,im thinking yea force,got a 3pound win afternudge 3rd press that board got it via bashing all the right number 9sbonus etc went 4 67 im thinking yeah boii,theres more got the repeat chance on the feature the barcrest sign winked im thinking (justin vickers is a mug 4 leaving it flying),got it that board 4 25,whilst waiting 4the add agening vamp the other side of the bar jeffaka justin comes back in2 the pub and starts ramming coins thru the darts clone he starts punching it muttering why isnt it full!

Well, that's a very heavy aggression factor for somebody with less than a months sign up under their belt, or are you just another regular using his alias 'sin bin' account ?

Who is JUSTIN Vickers ?? Has your punctuation gone on sick leave ?? ..did you find spelling boring at school ??? My eyez iz bleedin' readin' ur hybrid txt spk amidst normal words.

Have a care, and we will care, ok pet ? Ta ta now flower.

Justin Vickers is Jeff Vickers!