Fruit Machine Chat

hmmm

now I have a pretty good sense of humour and i'd like to think I get most jokes.

But this one has me stumped?

(unless it is a subtle reference to the old barcrest big cheese machine?)

Wouldn't you just call it baiting????

I detect a 'screen that is some what smoke' filled.

The PMK will have it soon. Hold on a minute I'll DIAL UP him now and see if he has any news...............................

'Ring Ring' 'Ring Ring' 'Ring Ring' 'Ring Ring' 'Ring Ring' 'Ring Ring' 'Ring Ring' 'Ring' 'Ring' Then CADBURYS.(Voicemail cuts in.........."Hi your through to the PMK, I'm either out slotting, on the toilet or maybe I dont want to talk to you, whichever it is, leave a message and I shall return ones call when anyone of the aforementioned 3 reasons comes to an end....Bonjour"

Mmmmmm.....Voicemail eh? Unlike the PMK not to answer his phone, maybe he has it already? Maybe he's taking them out as we speak? Somebody location check Essex, no hold on a minute what if he's away with the reel that picks? Cripes.........These two get anywhere and everywhere.

But wait whats this?(text message receved) its the PMK.....'Can't talk now mate, am to busy beating the bearded one to a hopperless death!'

Forget your cheese Cannonball I am gonna get it from the reel SAUCE!!!!

Ha Ha!!

BFK
Box Fresh Kesh - King of Cryptic.

By the way the SAUCE is utter bollox and has no meaning, as does 99% of the rest of this post.