Fruit Machine Chat

Hi all. Just wondered if anyone was a member of realfruits and if i could borrow your login details because they have information on an old machine that i need to get but i cant get to it! Would be much appreciated! Cheers, Tomcat.

i doubt anyone does mate because ALL the stuff on there is absolute bollocks.

the "emptiers" are chipped many moons ago and thier guides are shit..

"if signs are there force for the top"

seriously i doubt anyone here has wasted the subscription fee mate

Didn't someone post the whole site's content once, or was it another site?

What machine do ya need info for, i'll have a look for you and tell you what they have for it.

Regards

Looking for MTR or anything for LONDON UNDERGROUND please. Cheers mate.

Hey

Sorry there's nothing on that, if you think it is due to it being in the huge list of machines on the site, hardly any of them actually have info there, and im presuming they put that list up in the hope of conning people into paying money, look at the free stuff, it's about 5 years old rofl.

I just had a peek too and there're barely any Maygays listed, let alone London Underground. Wasn't it effectively a reglass of Homer's Meltdown? I remember it giving me Game Over on my second spin. Henceforth I never played it again.

Realfruits.co.uk wrote:Unlike some other web sites, we promise to post information in the members section as soon as we get it, and ensure all our members benefit from the latest developments. However, this does not mean that updates will appear everyday - the 'scene' simply does not work like that. Sometimes updates maybe weeks or even months apart depending on machine releases, discovery of information and what our contacts in London, Cardiff and Manchester provide. Still we will strive to post new and relevant information as regularly as possible.

Sorry but that does amuse me

I have the whole of the site (was ripped from another forum) and they are NOT useful at all. They have about 5-6 machines for Barcest, Impulse and Bell fruit and then 1 machine each for Maygay, vivid and Ace. All the other: Red, Extream, Mazooma, QPS, Global, empire, MDM, project coin, voodoo games, crystal, BWB, and JPM have zero machines. Basically its all the ones from super arcadia and then they have just tried to blag their way through modern machines like Barmy Army and Vamp It Up. For example, here is the guide to Vamp It Up:

Despite the fact the machine can streak, it is not a 'banker'. The streak is not consistent and most of the time the machine will play 'flat' where £40 in produces a JP or a VAMP IT UP with little much after. It is also one of those Barcrest machines where you have to keep your eyes out for JP setup boards (Superhold & Step To Nearest Win) for maximum profits and quick steals. This is important as it allows early profits if you have just approached the machine or improved profits if you have just played out the machine for the JP / VAMP IT UP.

Often to avoid getting involved you can test the machine by playing for the TURBOCASH feature. This should not cost too much and can be good for quick profit, sometimes gambling to £25! However this should not be treated like the old Bell Fruit TURBOCASH. If you do get a good amount during the turbo gamble you need to decide whether to collect for the 'steal' or gamble it to nothing to pursue the machine further.

Verdict: Considering this is an advancement on the previous offerings Hell Raiser and Hot Stuff, we expected good things from this machine. However, Barcrest have decided to tighten this one up with lumpy £50+ runs that are not very consistent. Certainly worth a look, but be cautious.

Absolutely disgusting. No useful info there at all. No discussion on the features and what they do/if their worth taking. (Turbocash is shit. Did they actually play this machine before they wrote the guide?) And to think i was actually considering buying a membership! (Just to see what they had).

*Gah, Oli goes and strangles a camel*

They may as well have just listed every machine and put 'Try a pound or two and see if it plays well, if not leave well alone', for that's what most of the guides amount to.

The 'positive signs' for each machine are so obvious that it's not exactly my idea of an 'exclusive tip' that should be paid for. 'Not dying on a mystery' - hmm yeah that's a good sign.

The site as a whole only has nostalgic value for those that enjoy reading emptiers of yesteryear, none of which are of any use now. The rest of the 'tricks' and 'rumours' stuff is pure speculation.

Yeah know what you mean next they will be revealing breaking news mtrs for p1 Donkey Kongs and On the Buses