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Winning on machines and benefits?
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:51 pm
by Ilyas Hussain
I is claiming the benefits Brotherz, I make £1000 a week playing fruit machinez. Do I need to go down to the Job Centre and declare my winningz each fortnight? Is it advisable to park my wheels outside the Job Centre? I own a Porsche.
ي إس سليمنق جبسيكرز اللووأنسي. تهنق إس برتهرز, ي مكي خ
خ00 ا ويك بلايإنق فرت مسهنز. وي نيد وودو
ون وتهي جبسنتري أند دسلري مي وإنننقز إسه فرتنقهت؟
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:53 pm
by thecannonball89
not siprised you claim, probly got a brand new house aswell
Re: Winning on machines and benefits?
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:08 pm
by bigv038
[quote="Ilyas Hussain"]I is claiming the benefits Brotherz, I make £1000 a week playing fruit machinez. Do I need to go down to the Job Centre and declare my winningz each fortnight? Is it advisable to park my wheels outside the Job Centre? I own a Porsche.
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Jog on!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:08 pm
by Scott
quickly!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:09 pm
by thecannonball89
probly got a few 4reelrs that work down the local mosk
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:03 pm
by Guest
asalaam o alikum bruder.....insha allah n all that jazz...u is makin good wad heh??....plenty o white bitches for u heh heh???....fruit machinez is good innit....
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:12 pm
by mr lugsy
ilyas ,i am claiming too .
i am claiming you should far cough and leave the puggies to the indigenous players.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:50 am
by Matt Vinyl
mosk
Anyway, who is pretending to be this moby? Come on, it's one of the regulars...
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:45 am
by mr lugsy
gotta be the dude who plays the rockstar 5jp on ten pences
geoff vicars innit.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:58 am
by anfield road
dont press it
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:44 am
by pickareel
fuckin ramadam scumbag
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:44 pm
by itsme
Dont you have any bombs to go let off ??
Strap one to your forehead please.
Skeet skeet !!
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:59 pm
by ma71lda
What if instead of strapping a bomb to his forehead he strapped a pig, the you could call him Ahmed.
Then if he dressed as a sheep at the same time you could call him Ahmed Aslam. :P
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:33 pm
by Spyder
does anyone else think this whole topic should be deleted before we get in trouble for race-hate crimes?
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:41 pm
by thecannonball89
lol