Fruit Machine Chat

whats any 1 think on these just played 1 had lines of 3 pound no offer im 50ish in ive had about 4 sets of lines no offers and a fat spud of shit walks over tellin me he wants me to leave

shudda cracked his nuggin open.......

degeneration wrote:shudda cracked his nuggin open.......

lol these replies are gettin worse!!! you're nuts DJG!

p2 is fine, offers cash attack start alot of thet time. If you're getting barred for these you're obviously playing it all wrong, ie. soft drink straight to machine, pikey get up, etc.

Had a fantastic result on one of these yesterday (will admit, I was unaware of the chip version). First board was 4+ stacking red features / cash, so pushed on and ended up dying needing one more magnifying glass. Next board, centre started on super feature, and it stacked all the way up to one before MS!!! Not seen that before! I lowered on the 2 on the feature side then higher on the 1 for Red MS - £70. Next board offered red GUAC, that did a "Lack of Boobs*".

Carried on and after a few naff boards, SSS top for another LoB!

The main point of note though, was the super feature stack out from the off! Never seen that before!

*flat

lack of boobs .

Matt Vinyl wrote:Had a fantastic result on one of these yesterday (will admit, I was unaware of the chip version). First board was 4+ stacking red features / cash, so pushed on and ended up dying needing one more magnifying glass. Next board, centre started on super feature, and it stacked all the way up to one before MS!!! Not seen that before! I lowered on the 2 on the feature side then higher on the 1 for Red MS - £70. Next board offered red GUAC, that did a "Lack of Boobs*".

Carried on and after a few naff boards, SSS top for another LoB!

The main point of note though, was the super feature stack out from the off! Never seen that before!

*flat

Should of been another one in it after the SSS via line rip!!

Gotta love those sexy fat big long runs!!

Quite possibly! I was a bit nervous at this point, as the beady eyes were burning into my back, and it was a ver local-orientated pub! Took my profit and had a few slow quid in the £5 AFU they also had in there (!?) before draingin my pint and moving on...

not paying it wrong to be barred from a cludo walk in half a coke lines mega streak 35 collected load of people moaning do that 4 times shawly gonna get barred down my area u sertanly do

redgamer wrote:not paying it wrong to be barred from a cludo walk in half a coke lines mega streak 35 collected load of people moaning do that 4 times shawly gonna get barred down my area u sertanly do

Took me 3 reads to understand that. If it's good money you shouldn't take the piss and be so tight arsed.

redgamer wrote:not paying it wrong to be barred from a cludo

WTF ... Sorry i've read that 5 times and could read it 20 more and still not make head nor tail of it.
Punctuation was invented for a reason.

sorry i didnt go scholl and my l on my keyboard dont work but i was to intrested in this game were as u should no im number 1 so i dint go scholl had to much dedication in this game

redgamer wrote:sorry i didnt go scholl and my l on my keyboard dont work but i was to intrested in this game were as u should no im number 1 so i dint go scholl had to much dedication in this game

YES RICK LOL

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH

Heh - of course you are.

p2's are fine, though i get a bit tired of getting mugged off on lines then having to chase for the first to go flat. These seem to do it loads more than p1s, which would nearly always chuck the extra £5-£15 on.

LewisM14 wrote:

redgamer wrote:not paying it wrong to be barred from a cludo

WTF ... Sorry i've read that 5 times and could read it 20 more and still not make head nor tail of it.
Punctuation was invented for a reason.

LMFAO Lewis I'm actually in stitches here. LOL!