Fruit Machine Chat

Not many about last 2 days. Are we all out gaming? How we all getting on?
£340 up last 2 days. Had a mental spawny day today. Saw a Double Decker get rammed so thought I'd try it for a win £5 in JP on bottom reels. Didn't go up so I thought I'd try it for a pound win to see if that did. Cost me £6 more for the pound which went up. To cut a long story short it re-lighted 4 times giving 120 total. Worked out £13 in for £155 back
Also done a monster money for a £105 off about £40 in. Took just over a 1er out of a Joker the Poker for 60ish in. Ran a few Monopolys too.

good shit vince,my bank holiday been good,240 up yesterday,over 600 up inn clacton 2day,was goin halves with a mate so 540ish up so far,2moro should be the best day

ABOUT 9 UP IN THE WHOLE WEEK NEW GRAND THEFT AUTO GAMES GOTTA HOLD ON ME

....aka lucky barstadz

Got very burnt today....though by the sun and not fruits! a 5 hour 4-way golf round has cooked me good and proper. Hardly played at all recently either, so bugger all to report.

Just seems that nothing new is coming out
at the mo, thats probably the explanation, but
the banter is all good fun to read, as that seems
all thats happening at the mo...

all clueless comes to mind. Hoping to get lucky on double decker lmao. pile of fing wank. oh no it isnt. i won 60 for 2 pound in. dont tell cannonball tho.

Only complete cluies play double deckers(unless u watched one be pumped ofcourse), im sure cannonball wont be too bothered to be honest.

fruitypie wrote:all clueless comes to mind. Hoping to get lucky on double decker lmao. pile of fing wank. oh no it isnt. i won 60 for 2 pound in. dont tell cannonball tho.

"Hoping to get lucky"? he made £140, in my opinion that IS getting lucky!

We all know (well most) that double deckers are toss but if one's pumped then it's be rude not to try it for a couple of wins.

Seriously, this thread was started by a friendly "how we all getting on?" post and you've come in all guns blazing and shouting the odds.

Please, could you either grow up or f**k off.

Thankyou

(P.S - in case this post doesn't make sense to you, that's because it has things called 'paragraphs' and 'punctuation', you'll probably learn about them next term).

oops

What the bloopin' 'eck is going on here?

Lots of edits, bleeps, bloops and anger.

I've tried Double Deckers a few times. If you go in blind, I find you either get incredibly spawny on the first £2, or you put in £100 to get £50. Best result was £80ish from £2, ,very nicely spawned and worst result was £100 in for £50 after someone did parsnip. I left it, knowing how these things can go belly up and some superluckybingogrannyjumped on and with the proverbial £2 had won £50ish. Grrrrrr.

Not all bad, but being so very long cycle, what can seen like an obvious poach can turn into a long drawn out grind to %

Risky, but seemed worth a shot on 90%/86%

I imagine in Yarmouth and all those other places people are banging on about they're probably 80%/74% so much less temptingings.


If you feel lucky, say you've just got lucky on a GGGG or a Monoplopolopidosopopoly (Greek version) and you've seen some go in, have a punt, as 'Anyone for Dandelion and Baldock?' quite rightly states, it'd be rude not to.



Baldock services. Dandelion and Burdock. That was a HUUUUGEE play on words there. HUUUUGE.

ChangingStakeCancelsHold wrote:

fruitypie wrote:all clueless comes to mind. Hoping to get lucky on double decker lmao. pile of fing wank. oh no it isnt. i won 60 for 2 pound in. dont tell cannonball tho.

"Hoping to get lucky"? he made £140, in my opinion that IS getting lucky!

We all know (well most) that double deckers are toss but if one's pumped then it's be rude not to try it for a couple of wins.

Seriously, this thread was started by a friendly "how we all getting on?" post and you've come in all guns blazing and shouting the odds.

Please, could you either grow up or f**k off.

Thankyou

(P.S - in case this post doesn't make sense to you, that's because it has things called 'paragraphs' and 'punctuation', you'll probably learn about them next term).

the famous punctuation abuse lmao.Reread it bellend and now you fuck off. The day i abuse here is the day i give up. You sad little smelly chavs are all the same.Now GROW UP and get a 99 icecream bellend.

Well done fruitypie, sounds like you had a grand result there. A wins a win after all.

JG wrote:Well done fruitypie, sounds like you had a grand result there. A wins a win after all.

yea and he gave me f all of it.But spent buckets on me mate how unfair is that

Blondepoopoo. How many poopoos and poopoomates are there?