3x500 ukp jackpots 70 quid up

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3x500 ukp jackpots 70 quid up

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Yep, got bored with football went down an arcade, saw a Winderella which had unusually green emerald pot on 500, 300 in and got 3pumpkins for diamonds, 500! Left it to play and after 200 more got the emerald pot for 500.
Lost 400 in rainbow riches with little back. Then got 400 gold pot. Left it in another 200 after so 600 down got gold 500 pot.
Anyway, I was 70 quid up, and riches was refilled. Bloke comes in, a ton in and gets another gold for 400!
So 4 hours, 1900 pounds in big wins and 70 up.
Random my arse.
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cashino wrote:Yep, got bored with football went down an arcade, saw a Winderella which had unusually green emerald pot on 500, 300 in and got 3pumpkins for diamonds, 500! Left it to play and after 200 more got the emerald pot for 500.
...And you carried on playing!? THIS is the definition of addiction - why the hell didnt u stop!
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Yeah but theese things happen unfortunatley! some days you can just lose the plot go on tilt and then it spirals out of control!

obviuolsy this is not the case but after putting it all back in then well..!

We all come on here saying its not random after a big loss lol well I corrected this and have a few days a month were I lose!

I hit the cash wheel on Grand Casino after £20 in and it gave the lowest amount of £50 WTF!

Made me feel ill, even if you win you are gutted
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anfield road wrote:Yeah but theese things happen unfortunatley! some days you can just lose the plot go on tilt and then it spirals out of control!

obviuolsy this is not the case but after putting it all back in then well..!

We all come on here saying its not random after a big loss lol well I corrected this and have a few days a month were I lose!

I hit the cash wheel on Grand Casino after £20 in and it gave the lowest amount of £50 WTF!

Made me feel ill, even if you win you are gutted
Agreed this can happen to an extent...my rule if i am playing these is that if i get to £200 and then gamble it down to £150 without getting even more i will leave...but getting two JPs and carrying on is ridiculous
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Sounds like you had a bit of an old struggle today Cashino. You know there's no need to actually play these machines like you do, apparently there are websites that sell 'devices' to help you obtain free credits and to empty hoppers for little effort. There is a particularly GOOD ONE called Arcadeenemy. You might want to check it out some time soon.


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cant he just borrow your hammer jg old bean? :lol:
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To be honest I'm sick of this bloomin' hammer. It makes such a noise smashing up those fixed odds betting terminals. With my profits, I've invested in an angle grinder. It has a silencer fitted, so I can grind my way to huge, huge hugeness with minimal effort.
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JG wrote:To be honest I'm sick of this bloomin' hammer. It makes such a noise smashing up those fixed odds betting terminals. With my profits, I've invested in an angle grinder. It has a silencer fitted, so I can grind my way to huge, huge hugeness with minimal effort.
BUT if you want to bloom then with an overhead bloop as opposed to a sideways bleepedy bloop you cant bloop them with a double-headed bloop. its all very well grinding with a blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop but when you can go "bloop...bloop...BLOOP...damn you you ****...BLOOPBLOOP" that poses a difficult question.
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I take your point. The trouble with bloops is that whilst they are vastly more expressive than the crude tool known as The English language, many people do not try to understand them.

What is being said there is that smashing a FOBT with a hammer is so much more satisfying than using an angle grinder to break into it. In a way that's true, but with this silencer, I can creep round whole towns grinding away and the police don't seem too bothered. The hammer causes too much of a scene. Why people bother putting coins and notes into FOBTs is a mystery. This fraud and out right theft malarky is great fun!

The trouble is a lot of punters are now catching on. I saw this guy using a chair to smash a FOBT the other day - honestly he did! He had every number covered bar one and that number came in 5 times on the bounce. Now when you're doing bets like that, there's only one thing that is ever going to happen. Why not do one less bet and spend the money on a hammer instead? Crazy fools. The trouble is people are cottoning on and realising the only way to win is to smash open the beasts using chairs, hammers, batons, fists, gawd knows what. If this carries on, the bookies will be siting these behind metal grids...bring on the angle grinder..........then they'll use hi-tech forcefields........bring on the anti-phasetron neutro gun stabablastermatic-o-shooter.

I'll keep 'em covered.

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You make a very good point (and for the good of the serfs, we will keep out bloops except for specific occasions)
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jonnyg323 wrote:
anfield road wrote:Yeah but theese things happen unfortunatley! some days you can just lose the plot go on tilt and then it spirals out of control!

obviuolsy this is not the case but after putting it all back in then well..!

We all come on here saying its not random after a big loss lol well I corrected this and have a few days a month were I lose!

I hit the cash wheel on Grand Casino after £20 in and it gave the lowest amount of £50 WTF!

Made me feel ill, even if you win you are gutted
Agreed this can happen to an extent...my rule if i am playing these is that if i get to £200 and then gamble it down to £150 without getting even more i will leave...but getting two JPs and carrying on is ridiculous
No, no, you misunderstand, the one I had 2 j/p's on I quit after second well up!
The Riches was the one that did my profits, sort of took 600, paid 400 and so-on. I did quit after the 500 pot (and a few 'afters'), and if had stayed on for another 100 quid would've had the second gold one for 400, been about 450-ish up overall and wouldn't have moaned on here.
These machines, whatever people claim, DO give EPP's (enhanced payout periods)
I still maintain they play little different from electrocoins.....

As for tooling them, I would not get involved in any criminal activity, and it would ruin my career if caught.
PS WHERE can you buy tools and devices?
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Post by Dunhamzzz »

you have no idea how lucky you actually are.
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Post by jonnyg323 »

agreed...what a silly billy. just stop playin the b3s mate.
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Post by ob »

all that munting and you don't end up losing £1000+.... amazing...
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ob wrote:all that munting and you don't end up losing £1000+.... amazing...
Yep, my binge is over for another 6-months...
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