Fruit Machine Chat

egotists of the forum unite!


feel free to give it the biggun
boast of your legendary gambling status here!
you know you are the best, probably of all time ,let everyone know this,they need to be told!

If you've been here a while, then you'll know i'm quite clearly the bestestestestest playah in da wrld. All my m8s agree wiv it, and i make 7G a week from slow dialz, cash attackz and green arrow notechangers. I'm also going from a 1.1l car to a 1.8, and payin £425,000 for a new pad in Islington.

Boo-yah!

I assume you think he's still a member under his 50th alias.

Saying that, he's got more disguises than Robbie Rotten! :P

I also spends 23 hours a day looking on the forums.

I goes out for 1 hour a day and RINSE 'EM.

Only took me 2 seconds to empty the "Rob Da Bank".

I'll now spend another 23 hours on here.

yeah well i can turn cashcow on and off makin 40p evry time

thecannonball89 wrote:yeah well i can turn cashcow on and off makin 40p evry time

haha be careful of the on off alarm!!!


Liverpool 3-1

when i make my rare excursions to out of town arcades i am always amused at the ammount of watchers and lurkers who seem interested in getting on the machines i play. i never let big banks build up and play deliberately slowly when being "observed" many times i ham it up to make people think im losing, and almost always i get sharked within moments of leaving a machine thats now f##kd. oh how i laugh under my breath at these fools.



i am the definitive uber player,i even take down the pusher edges and rip the cranes to shreds,and pick up all the 2ps off the floor aswell . as they say at tesco "every little bit helps"
ps there is more than one way to skin a cat c.

I occasionally turn water into wine.