Fruit Machine Chat

I made a big profit on a Saturday for the first time in AGES today, by staying off the beaten track.

Started on a Club Casino Crazy, which on my first board offered a £25 nudge win and on the next went up to 20 Winspins - which I collected after losing my extra life, the 20 winspins paid £68.20, resulting in a £84 profit.

Next stop was a Pots of Gold, which kindly put me on the board on my first pound. I collected 5 Super Strikes for a tenner - which surprisingly repeated. I took the £19 profit and walked off.

Next pub, a very quiet place with a Most Daunting and a Lucky Strike. Took on the MD first, which £3 started and allowed an IM on the second board - the second red symbol lighting up on a 6/Bonus ... and awarding Super 6. The top went for £50 and a neat £44 profit. Over to LS - which took £30-odd to go up, but paid a £43 top feature.

Final stop before heading home took me to a Cash Attack in a Toby Carvery. After £12 in, the bonus gives the blue-seven Super Hold, first gamble left wins, and better still - leaves the 6-1 reel for a giveaway Revolver. The top went for £70

Nearly £220 profit from the only five machines I played all day, why can't all Saturdays be like this?!

Anyone else have any success today?

Blue sevens put you two away from revolver?

Bloomey! I must take 'em more often. Gold is often two away from revolver.

I had things to do around the house, but I did alright today, about half as good as you, which wasn't too bad for a short playing time.

lol ur lucky mate no offence but u dont seem 2 have much of a clue and still made that,and couldve been alot more,didnt u milk the daunting after u got jp rep?i sharnt mension wat u did wrong on cash attack as still people here not doing them

yeah you made £220 on 5 machines. That's a profit of £44 per machine and probably an hourly rate somewhere in the region of £150.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

shut ya mouth,as i said i didnt mean any offence,n keep your OAR out(pun intended)

had nice day also, made on 2 cash attacks, 1 went for 70ms and a 30after and annother 35somewhere else made good, and i rolled a cludeo for 115 from a 10er had a gd day 300day, so nice saturday.

my saturday was very good in the end,but i got barred from a very good arcade

I was about a tener in a cash attack earlier to get a £70 ms but i ended up making about £110 on it

Hammerd my town and make £290

seriously when u gonna drop the act?

when there sales aint good enough. got them booked into leciester square to do a 2 hour show if there not succesfull there gone mate

lol who's ego is the biggest here eh ?!?! :P

Irksome, tiresome

who's ego is the biggest here

I think ego could be substituted with a significant part of the male anatomy...

Having said that, I'm going to chime in with having a good Friday result, of being £165 up, which suited me down to a 'T'! Machines involved:

-Invincible (x2)
-DOND WOW
-OAR (+6%)
-Piggy Bank

"To be the best in this game you've got to make the machine think it has the bigger penis. But to win every time, you have to know that yours is the biggest..."

"I have the biggest penis in the world..."

"It's not as big as mine Paul, not as big as mine..."

I'll chuck my tuppence worth in. About £150 profit yesterday.
Main winner £105 off Jailbirds
Main loss chasing a P5
and to top the day off won £40 at the casino on Roulette.
Got a pic of Crazy chair for anyone thats interested.