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stewy
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I haven't had the time to post on here recently but I would like to make you all aware of something;

As some of you probably are aware, I operate a small arcade in the Merseyside area. At the moment turnover is quite slow and I have been looking to start a few promotions to increase business...

What do you guys think on the following ideas... Send me a PM to let me know and if there is sufficient interest, I will see if me and Marjorie can get something sorted...

1) Every tuesday at around 7.30pm, meet at the arcade, every guest recieves £10 in tokens for our machines and a 3 pack of Durex (maybe they will sponsor us). We then play the machines 'til around 8ish then it's a free for all... No rules, No Exceptions, Just go for it... On the machines, In the change booth or in the back... This will take us up till around 10ish then we all F*** Off and get the hell out of the place.

2) Friday day, me and Marjorie close the arcade at 2pm, we pull all the machines out into the rear yard... We set up a bar in the arcade, along with a disco (I'll ne the DJ). At 8pm we invite you to a big P*** up in the yard and play the machines till about 10ish.

I DO NOT PERMIT ANYONE SMOKEING THE GANJA AT MY PARTY NIGHTS.

ANYONE CAUGHT FIDDLING THE MACHINES WILL BE EJECTED AND BANNED FROM ATTENDING FURTHER EVENINGS AT GOLDRUSH.

ANYONE FOUND TO BE ATTENPTING TO SEDUCE MARJORIE WILL BE EJECTED, SHE IS SHY AND DOES NOT LIKE TO MUCH MALE ATTENTION.

ANYONE WHO HAS ANY BETTER IDEAS FOR PARTY NIGHTS CAN F*** OFF

Look forward to seeing you there, let me know what you think ASAP.
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Post by JG »

Both are fine by me, actually, no, I prefer the first one. Is there likely to be much talent there? If they're clued up then looks not too important. Any chance of a minibus to pick me up? I can't be bothered to drive up there. Cheers!
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Post by Drpepper »

will marjorie be getting her rat out? or is she too shy for that??

If so how bacardi breezers would it take for this to be possible.
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Post by harry2 »

Can the Dewsbury "Stella Artois and Lambert & Butler Unworking Mans Club" send up a minibus too?
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:lol: :lol:
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Post by stewy »

After being innundated with private messages we have definitely decided to go ahead with these party nights. I am looking to have the first one on 3rd May 2008. We have decided to run with the first idea as most of the interest has been towards this one.

We hope you will join us, tickets are £10, available by PM'ing me (they will be sent first class by Royal Mail.)

orders must be in by 28th April 2008.

As for the Minibus request, I have an L reg. Renault Master with 9 and a half seats (obviously one is F****) and Marjorie tells me she is more than happy to do a bit of a whipround to pick a few of you guys up. Let me know if you require this when you order your tickets.
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Post by gambogaz1 »

[quote="stewy"]I haven't had the time to post on here recently but I would like to make you all aware of something]

Just incase he tries to worm his way out of it :wink:
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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LOL
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Post by Ross08 »

Oh my god!!!!

It's soo nice, I'm in heaven... Oh. Hold on... It's Blackpool ;)
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