Fruit Machine Chat

now i know some of the stuff you read on ere makes you laugh, but i was getting a bus last week and a chav got on and went to sit with someone he clearly hadnt seen for a while, and were being loud so i cudnt help to hear.

the first guy was going on how about he went to the arcades with a fiver, won £130 on the £50JP machine(you can see where this is going) then he went on all the £5 jp machines and won £170.

and his mates loving it like "aye mate" i was on the £350JP machine last night and i got the jacky and it repeated, carrying £700 was tricky but i got over it.

so i'm sat there trying to not to laugh, then the first guy not to be outdone, goes on about how the crazy fruits(the green one, £5jp, not the BFM one with the bigger streak profile) gave him the JP by going to the bells on the board(so no repeat) and it repeated 7 times. and he got £40.

Then he was off to meet his GF then some other lass after that, strangely i'm not sure if he was lying or not.

Anyone else heard any ridiculous lies?(if i wasn't such a sissy i'd have told them to post here and they'd fit right in)

hmmm...the other day on a bus a chav was playing music thru his headfones so loudly i couldnt take it any more, and said to him: "mate, could u change the track. not the biggest fan of this one." he gave me such a dirty look (though to be fair did turn it down!)

I have witnessed some scrote having his mobile dropped out of the window of a train because he was playing 'choons', that mc-ing shit where they chat shit 200mph. Made me day, some big f*cker must have had enough and did everyone a favour*............brilliant!!!

*he was warned more than once and the Inspectors do jack about it anyway.