Fruit Machine Chat

Invincible I just found on me routes is a pub I aint being in before and well here it goes,

£4ish in for it to be redding and well takes £130 and I know its going to go sick on me!

Gives a flat £35 and then straight in again for a further £35 so I collect down to £50 and get a NR which I get the £10 and as its so obviouly going to still be there I gambleup and get the top and get another flat £35, it pays down to £58 or something!

Then the guy says what are you doing to me bandit its paying too much out and I said I have put £130 in what do you expect? he says well hurry up and leave please!!!!

so with a £16 worth of notes I have to get it off that and its still redding gives it within the last £5 odd and goes for a £70 and now I am shitting it collecting it out as its way past the £75 bank break lol!

He then says the do you want me too change some up and I say yeah, stack up £60 on the bar and he says I am going to get notes and walks down theese stairs, I then hear some guy at the bar whispering the police will be here in a couple of minuites!

So then I grab the money and get out and sprint too the car despite not doing anything wrong?!

People theese days need to really understand gambling!

What have you got to hide?

that is bad, like you said you aint done anything wrong, you certainly get some shit mate and your last episode with the police that i read on here was'nt that far back, makes you look guilty running though, but i can see why you did [unwanted attention, nite in the cells, money confiscated etc], at least you got out in one piece with all your money, not too bad.

Getting bang on top around here!

Thats why I done one to the car, night in the cells is horrible and in December when i got arrested I was in the cells for 22 hours!

Don't forget to smash his windows, superglue the pub door lock or throw a plastic bag of gloss at the pub door. Do this once a month.

Makes me feel good and even out the Karma!

Name the pub. Will get a few guys on the night shift at work phoning up selling double glazing.

anfield a serious question and im not taking the piss. du reckon its something about the way u dress? like do you wear a suit wen u go out and look respectable? from experience if you look the part, owners will respect you more and assume ur not out to fleece em!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VspOs3Qt0

Hackett jeans, lacoste t-shirt, teddy smith jacket and K-swiss trainers I had on.

Other times I will have me denim jeans and a jacket, never where trackey botoms!

I aint wearing a suit fuck that!

fair do's, but if your image matters more than your profits then good luck.

Anfield. Name the pub if you don't mind.

Cardinal Richelieu wrote:fair do's, but if your image matters more than your profits then good luck.

absolutely. trust me, image means so much. a guy wearing a suit gives off a more impressive and respectable image than jeans and trainers, no matter what designer. anfield, just try it for a week and i reckon you wont have any trouble at all with being barred/kicked out/police set on you/releasing of the hounds/level-6 on GTA with the tanks and FBI being called in.

does anyone realy were a suit tho? casual is smart dont you think?

Suits are a fact of life. In fact, suits have been a fact of life for quite a while. As a teenager, you probably have an aversion to suits—a deep dislike that runs right to your core. I know that when I was a teenager I felt that way. I felt like a total geek whenever I had to wear "nice clothes."
And yet, I wear a suit as I am writing this. I wear a suit every day. I actually choose to wear a suit and like the fact that I do. What I would like to do here is explain what caused that transformation.

Suits are an important part of the professional world. A suit is the uniform of success. By wearing a suit you are saying, in most cultures on this planet, that you are succeeding. It is as simple as that. People see the suit you are wearing, and it has an effect on them. It is that way now. It has been that way for decades. It will be that way in the future. A suit is the uniform of a successful person.

Don’t believe me? Walk into any large office , any courtroom, any large fancy hotel, any airport, any church, any meeting. Look at the people. The ones who are successful and thinking and rising are wearing suits. All of the hourly people, the gofers, the teenagers, are not. The sooner you understand this simple fact of life, the sooner you can take advantage of it in your own way.

Many people ask, "But why? Why have people chosen this ridiculous outfit as the outward symbol of success, goals and intention? It is expensive, cumbersome and absolutely worthless in any sort of inclement weather. Why? What possible purpose does a tie serve, for example? Why ties?" The answer is simply BECAUSE. It is completely random. It makes no sense. But that is how it is. You can accept it and take advantage of the effect suits have, or you can reject it. By accepting it you tend to accelerate your development.

Let me give you an example that will help you understand the effect. Let’s say you are an a clerk at a hotel, a service station attendant or whatever. Two people are standing in front of you. One is a smartly dressed person in a suit. The other is a slouching teenager in torn and dirty clothes. Something needs to happen. Who is going to get priority? The one dressed in the suit. Almost always. You might say, "But if the clerk is another teenager the slouching teenager will get the nod." That may be true in some situations. Since there are seven times more adults than there are teenagers , it is irrelevant. The odds heavily favour the suit wearer.

Look at your own reaction to suits. When you see people wearing suits you think of them as "adult" and "meaning business" and "mature" and "in control." By wearing a suit you give off those same signals to everyone else. "Why?" Who cares? It is a fact of life. That is how our culture is wired, so begin to take advantage of it. Why does an object in mid-air fall to the ground? Because it does. You plan your life around that fact. Suits are the same way.

Suits You, Sir!