Fruit Machine Chat

basically today was doing my rounds when i looked into a window of this gay bar in town and it has an invisible so i went in. i bought a barcardi breezer i thought if im going to do it id better get in character lol. any way walked over keyed it 23 off. first board at the 10 pound block. cut a long story short i made 45 quid on it so not too bad. needed a piss b4 i left, but in fear of gang rape decided to wait until i was at the next pub, cud have been a bad end to a good result pardon the pun. :P

barcardi breezer suprised you dint pull!

I've played quiz machines in numerous gay pubs and bars and the main problems are a) they are usually privately owned b) strangers stick out like a sore thumb and c) the regulars start bitching about you winning ducky

if it had the right fruits in, i would certianly try my luck.............

play in a gay bar with a cludo every 2 days

Don't bother, Andrew will have won out of it.



Oops, here he is now.



Coooeeeee! hello darling! Any luck? I've just had a Fireman's Lift on that Pink Alert (JPM), but don't touch that Monopoly. Brown Streak just went for £60! See ya later babe!x!x!



Gay bars always have good machines in, bacause that's the way life likes to work.

Would go in 4 a decent m/c
Why is it that gaybars ALWAYS have decent m/c

lol Iwouldn't fear gang rape. Id say your safer to do the fruit in a gay pub tbh!

The women in there are probably more threatening

Was refused entry to a bar late one evening as the doorman proclaimed "This place is for gays only". Probably a heterophobe.

Pink Alert

Heh-heh!

Ha funnily enough me and my cousin went doint the rounds in Derby over the weekend, (bearing in mind that we look like right said fred when we are together), we went in this back-street (no pun intended) pub which looked okay from the outside and found a full FNC (or Bum Nudgin Criminals as the case may be!!)

As we were punting it we saw a few pictures on the wall of half naked muscle men, but didnt really think anything of it. We were getting near to the top when my cousin went for a piss, he came back looking a bit pale and then told me that there were gay mags all over the place and men with moustaches playing pool etc, kissing and stroking each others cues in public.

Anyway we got a top for 70 and proceeded to leave rather quickly as we didnt want anyone trying to nudge us.

Lol, yeah very true about them having good machines.

Here its;

Gay bar 1- Flash cash (used to be an older extreme, and before that a ziggy)

Gay bar 2- Manic muncher used to be a darts.

Gay bar 3- Top giza, usually red.

Gay bar 4- Extreme and TAW

Needless to say, i am a regular of 3 of them

i often walk down old compton street for work. i wouldn't go in any of the pubs there without female company. but provincial gay bars don't bother me.

also a tip: when you are in a gay bar, don't offer to push anyone's stool in. HARGH! HARGH! HARGH!

i wouldn't care if it was a gay black crosdressing midget transexual bar, as long as it has a good mc, with reg profits ,
your going in for the bandit not the venue





my apologies to any black gay crosdressing transexual midgets who may be reading this, no offence

Good job you added that last line trayhop. Pickareel would have given you both barrels