Fruit Machine Chat

got kicked out of an arcade the otherday for wearing a hat! whats that all about they think just becouse im wearing a hat im guna start smashin things up,they ask me for i.d evry time i go in there and evry time i say im 18.... they reply with "are you sure?" errrmmm hang on mate i cant quiet remember, what a wanker

The moral of the story is dont wear a hat

Grow a beard and wear a turban. They don't like people wearing hats as it makes it difficult to identify people when they post your mugshot on Machineguard.

it's so cameras can see your face.

pretty standard precaution in casinos, makes sense to do the same in arcades.

It is the same with all my local pubs as well, makes sense really.

No offence here, Are you a Chav ?

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Just asking.

I was asked to take my beenie hat off today.

thecannonball89 wrote:got kicked out of an arcade the otherday for wearing a hat! whats that all about they think just becouse im wearing a hat im guna start smashin things up,they ask me for i.d evry time i go in there and evry time i say im 18.... they reply with "are you sure?" errrmmm hang on mate i cant quiet remember, what a wanker

Honest harry's odds

1/2 Von Dutch Baseball hat
5/2 Unwashed quiksilver beanie
10/1 Russian aviator style hat
100/1 City bowler
1000/1 Top Hat

I'm feeling lucky, I'll have £100 on Top Hat.

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what are the odds on the hat seeming to levitate above his head?

I'll stick a few quid on that

not a chav but people probley think i am just in there to cause trouble, when im not... i dont no what there gunna do when the 6weeks gets here

Did you sit GCSE English Language at school? What grade did you get?

are you a prick for a living??


or is it just a hobbie?

Do you mean hobby ?


The Rules..
There are two degrees of politeness demonstrated by a gentleman wearing a hat:
1.Lifting or tipping it, which you generally do for strangers.
2.Taking it off, which you generally do for friends (or in some cases, as a sign of patriotism or reverence).
Both are done as a sign of respect toward the other and dignity toward oneself.

Tipping your hat is a conventional gesture, done by barely lifting it off your head with your right hand (or the left hand if the right hand is occupied): By the crown of a soft hat, or the brim of a stiff one. Your cigarette, pipe or cigar should always be taken out of your mouth before removing or tipping your hat. This is a subtle gesture that should not be confused with bowing.

A man takes off his hat outdoors (and indoors):
(1) when he is being introduced to someone, or when saying goodbye to a woman, elder, friend or ;
(2) as a greeting when passing someone he knows, particularly a lady, on the street (In some cases, tipping or lifting a hat and bowing slightly may be used as a substitute for removing a hat, as a passing gesture);
(3) while talking, particularly with a woman, an older man, or a clergyman;
(4) while the National Anthem is being played, (5) at a funeral or in the presence of a passing funeral procession,
(6) when speaking to another of a virtuous woman or a dearly departed loved one.

A man tips or lifts his hat:
(1) when walking with a friend who passes a woman only the friend knows;
(2) any time a lady who is a stranger thanks you for some service or assistance;
(3) any time you excuse yourself to a woman stranger, such as if you accidentally disturb or jostle her in a crowd, or when you ask for pardon when passing in a tight space or when forced to walk between two people that are conversing, particularly if one is a woman;
(4) any time a stranger shows courtesy to a woman you are accompanying, such as when a man or woman picks up something she has dropped, or a man opens a door for her or gives her his seat;
(5) when you ask a woman (or an elderly man) for directions.

Indoors, a man should always remove his hat, (particularly in a home, church, courtroom or restaurant) except:
(1) in some public buildings or public places such as railroad stations or post offices;
(2) in the main parlour area of a saloon or general store;
(3) or while seated at the "lunch counter" of a diner or cafe;
(4) in entrance halls and corridors of office buildings, or hotels;
(5) in elevators of public or office buildings, unless a woman is present;
(6) if carrying packages, parcels or bags and both hands are occupied upon entry.
(7) If the man is an actor or performer and the hat is being worn as a part of a costume or performance.


If in doubt, it is best for a gentleman to remove his hat indoors as soon as practical.
It is considered a sign of contempt and/or disrespect to leave your hat on when it would be proper to remove it. It is surprising how many people do not remove their hats for the National Anthem or a passing funeral procession.. a shame really.

i mean whats the point. this is about fruit machines not spelling!