100 REASONS WHY WE HATE ARCADES

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:30 am

Reason 1. Playing a machine, Woman change giver stood behind you out of view jingling her fucking pound coins in her pinny,

Reason 2. Getting barred if you drop a lucky £75 off a piece of shit AWP (suits u sir) off a few quid. She even threatened to call the police. For fuck sake. My mate just left the place accepting his fate, I'd have fucking ripped her to shreads (verbally of course!!)

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Notey Boys · Post by **Notey Boys** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:04 am

Reason 3 : Not many green arrows in view <--- <--- <---

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:20 am

100 reasons why arcades are good!

no reds for evrey1 to ram "look at me i can go hi or lo im multi tasking"

no daily refulls

ect ect

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:02 am

Reason 4. They r all being patrolled by players that 'klick' with staff
ie. wots bin took, wots ready etc especially seaside arcs!

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:40 am

5. 70% if your lucky

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:14 am

Reason 6. Every machine has a credit in them, with invisible players playing them.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:23 am

Actually, Quicksilver all run their AWPs at 86-88%, as do quite a few others i know of!

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:29 am

Notey Boys wrote:Reason 3 : Not many green arrows in view <--- <--- <---

Love that mate!!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:58 am

reason to love em(seaside) 12 hoodie chvs smoking 1 fag between em and about 12 quid between em too .ranging from the lanky spotty 17 year old bum fluff that thinks he,s hard and knows everything to the shortarse 12 year old kids that arnt even allowed in the 18 section.............. waiting for some unfortunate holiday maker to make an old wanked red alert start numbering so they can make another packet of fags off it. and tell me this why do they all look like blazing squad????lol

reason to hate em ... watching an oap spawn a jacky off 2quid ,,, or somehow last all day on 1 machine with a fiver ,,,,gets a board every quid ,,,,,,,takes us 12quid for a board on identical machine next to em lol

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:07 pm

Loads of kids kicking off at you for taking "their" money when you do the extremes.

dav777 · Post by **dav777** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:16 pm

wont be many seaside arcades soon, most are closing with the extreme recent changes to law, like them or loathe them they are dying off.

harry 3 · Post by **harry 3** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:26 pm

Mattb wrote:Actually, Quicksilver all run their AWPs at 86-88%, as do quite a few others i know of!

Maybe they do Matt, but why cover up the percentage payouts with those superglued stickers advertising their on line site when the BACTA "Code Of Practice" decrees the opposite.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:37 pm

you only diss arcades becouse the only reason you can punt is becouse of the internet!! you wood go to arcades but you never get a look in, you only have pubs for yourself becouse no one wants the lush daily refills

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:55 pm

ma71lda wrote:Reason 6. Every machine has a credit in them, with invisible players playing them.

FAN-FUCKIN-TASTIC

harry 3 · Post by **harry 3** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:53 am

thecannonball89 wrote:you only diss arcades becouse the only reason you can punt is becouse of the internet!! you wood go to arcades but you never get a look in, you only have pubs for yourself becouse no one wants the lush daily refills

Another great educational success story for Labour.