Fruit Machine Chat

was in a service station couple of days ago,bloke walks in plays chip n spin,£2 in gets £20 on reels and gets up to 500,it ious £320,manager comes over tells him 2 rite a form out with details n put it in the claim box,he fills it in but dosent put it in properly,i get it out n fill another form with my details,2days later a tasty giro for 320 beans,thank u very much!!!!!!!oh and yes it was chipped

Ouchy ouchy ouchy, that'll cause some aggro when the shit hits the fan.

In other news, a toddler has just been mugged of his £2 bar.

greedy thieving bastard.

When he goes back for his £320, I hope they give him your address.

pokerpete wrote:greedy thieving bastard.

When he goes back for his £320, I hope they give him your address.

pickareel wrote:was in a service station couple of days ago,bloke walks in plays chip n spin,£2 in gets £20 on reels and gets up to 500,it ious £320,manager comes over tells him 2 rite a form out with details n put it in the claim box,he fills it in but dosent put it in properly,i get it out n fill another form with my details,2days later a tasty giro for 320 beans,thank u very much!!!!!!!oh and yes it was chipped

Sounds quite clever but in reality that is fraud and they obviously have your name and address, it could land you in a lot of trouble!!

Pickareel, even by your standards that is an absolute disgrace!!

What ever crossed your mind? What evil came into your mind? You little BUG I mean Bugger!!

Isn't it ironic(Alanis/Allanis) that the only time you do actually receive an I.O.U from a service station and lets face it, it is indeed a miracle to be blessed with a payout, it is someone else's!!!!

Imagine how that poor guy is feeling? Have some thought for the bloke who is probably some S16, S34 B3 HP Sauce addict anyway who is now £320 worse off, I mean think of the poor Elvis or Rainbow Riches that he could of fed that into in 20 mins, think of the fun he missed out on getting an £8 board or if his luck is in his three guitars for £6.

Shame on you, SHAME ON YOU!

Dammit I didn't realise that,that is Ironic.

its scum like you that do stuff like that are getting everyone barred from so many places.

Nothing more than a common theif ned, and your obviously actually proud of it.

I really hope you get done, so much so that I would be tempted to inform them of this particular thread, if I thought they would do anything about it.

How do you know which service station it was.

Still very naughty and dumb if you ask me.

Pick a reel obviously is a bit thick to do this as he's going to get caught

First disgraceful theft, then advertise it on a public board.

You could be getting a call, either from the police or the producers of "world thickest criminals".

On the positive side, you are a (self promoting) first class fruit machine playing individual.

But its a funny story though. Maybe a bit of Jackanory?

haha i wont get caught,dont care what u bunch of plums think to be honest,fuckin bunch of paupers

I hope you get caught

good on ya,i hope u do sweed,OOOOPS U ALREADY DO