Fruit Machine Chat

Does this happen to anyone else??!?!

There used to be one junkie who would wander pubs begging for change to play the machines.

He would play anything and watch everyone he could. Never buys drinks, then he started targeting rovers etc, and now there are 3 f****** junkies who go around the city playing rovers for PINCHES OFF SUPERHOLD.

You beleive that? They never buy drinks, and always walk if it doesn't feature quick. They must make money because otherwise they wouldn't get enough smack.

Now they are playing p2 dials for 2x10p spins just incase, and watching punters on reds to see if its due.

Either way they are getting me barred from places and I'm annoyed.

Even more annoying when they see you at the bar and dive on it before you, since they dont buy a drink, and EVEN more annoying when you've just tanned it but they get the free £10 off superhold for their £8 profit anyway.

They'll do there nut sooner or later and chuck a chair about and get barred. That's what usually happens. When I say nut, I mean the £3.46 that was drugs money.

which city are u playin in uber?

Was in the Tote the other night when a dirty little smak rat was slumped over a Fobt. The night racing was on and only one staff member was on duty.I placed my bet and I asked her if she was ok with "him" sat over there.She was a bit worried because she was on her own.

Anyway....... I've had a few running's with this particular skip rat. I sat on the stool at the side of him and basically just looked at him waiting for him to say something so I had the excuse to drag him outside and twat him.

He looked at me and got up, just walked away.

Not being a hero or some kind of macho man but all smak ed's want cutting up into piece's and feeding to the pig's.

I nearly got stabbed in an arcade once - luckily the pisshead/druggie who did it was holding a bar of Dairy Milk instead of a knife.

Maybe he was a chocoholic.