I've had the people that make the machines out...
- Matt Vinyl
- Senior Member
- Posts: 7198
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 6:56 pm
- Location: Lost in the outback, Bryan
I've had the people that make the machines out...
Heh-heh!
What other funny quotes have bar staff / managers / landlords come out with when they've become miffed about you winning?
I had this nugget of brilliance yesterday from a pub owner who had just changed his Vortex for a JJ Gold ( ) apparently, the I'd been 'fiddling' the Vortes out of hundreds of pounds over the last couple of months, and that 'it should never pay out as much as it had been'. I thought of retorting with 'Oh, so you had a representative from Red Gaming down to talk about their machine, did you?' but wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face!
I'm not barred, but I don't think there'll be any more Reds in there for a while, which is a shame...
Thankfully, one goes, another appears, in the guise of a OAR +6% £35 in a pub not a million miles from this one. Which I made a tasty £70 off of £20 in...
What other funny quotes have bar staff / managers / landlords come out with when they've become miffed about you winning?
I had this nugget of brilliance yesterday from a pub owner who had just changed his Vortex for a JJ Gold ( ) apparently, the I'd been 'fiddling' the Vortes out of hundreds of pounds over the last couple of months, and that 'it should never pay out as much as it had been'. I thought of retorting with 'Oh, so you had a representative from Red Gaming down to talk about their machine, did you?' but wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face!
I'm not barred, but I don't think there'll be any more Reds in there for a while, which is a shame...
Thankfully, one goes, another appears, in the guise of a OAR +6% £35 in a pub not a million miles from this one. Which I made a tasty £70 off of £20 in...
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
-
- Senior Member
- Posts: 2227
- Joined: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:08 pm
-
- Senior Member
- Posts: 760
- Joined: Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:43 pm
.
The only way to deal with this situation is to laugh to yourself. I feel that by playing mainly in a shirt and tie I don't suffer as much as some, but staff ignorance is still highly irritating.
When I decide to give up, I think I may decide to do my final weeks round dressed as super man, letting all the coins clunk into the tray and being as indiscreat as possible -whilst wearing a cheeky grin.
When I decide to give up, I think I may decide to do my final weeks round dressed as super man, letting all the coins clunk into the tray and being as indiscreat as possible -whilst wearing a cheeky grin.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. WC FIELDS (1880-1946)
-
- Senior Member
- Posts: 760
- Joined: Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:43 pm
.
May be Batman then, with a substantial utility belt.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. WC FIELDS (1880-1946)
-
- Member
- Posts: 76
- Joined: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:20 pm
- Location: leicester
- Matt Vinyl
- Senior Member
- Posts: 7198
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 6:56 pm
- Location: Lost in the outback, Bryan
That's ridiculous - so what heinous crime did you commit to deserve that treatment?MrRed wrote:I am allowed in 2 pubs to drink and eat but not allowed to play the m/c's including the quiz m/c
It does make you wonder if some of these pubs are actually doing their best to go out of business, doesn't it.
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
"When I decide to give up, I think I may decide to do my final weeks round dressed as super man, letting all the coins clunk into the tray and being as indiscreat as possible -whilst wearing a cheeky grin."
LOL - What's that music?
Dananana dana dana dana Bat......no NUDGEman.......
danana danana dana dana NUDGEMAN..
<<NUDGE!!>>
<<WEDGE!!>>
<<KERCHING!!>>
<<STREAK!!>>
super man type hero going around playing fruit machines?
Christ, what a wind up eh Robin?
LOL - What's that music?
Dananana dana dana dana Bat......no NUDGEman.......
danana danana dana dana NUDGEMAN..
<<NUDGE!!>>
<<WEDGE!!>>
<<KERCHING!!>>
<<STREAK!!>>
super man type hero going around playing fruit machines?
Christ, what a wind up eh Robin?