I've had the people that make the machines out...

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pierkid
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The naieivity of my 'employers' is such that they actually believe that I pretty much always lose which is great! The amount of times they will come upto me and make a remark like 'oh doing your nuts again are we' because I maybe sat playing a machine for longer than 10 mins.

I was actually filmed one day when it opened its doors for the start of a season and the owner made a remark to the producers that I was there most valuable customer, made me laugh when I heard it on ITV!

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stop the swag.
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trayhop123
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what about the classic, thats my holiday money you just took out of that. to which i often reply ,look mate if me making 30 quid on your bandit has realy stopped you goin on your hols ,then you got bigger probs than me. besides where was you goin this year on that 30 quid ????? half a day trip to margate lol........... gets you barred but so worth it
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nowt wrong with margate trayhop i was born there...................
Doooooooooown to margate,
U can stuff ya costa brava
i'm tellin ya mate i'd rather
hav a day down margate wiv all me fami-lee! hay!
Doooooooooown to margate.......
love the jolly boys outing
only fools & horses
classic ! :lol: :lol:
One day you're the pigeons.....
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Look out Uncle Albert, or you won't be goin'!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaahhhn to Margit! ;)
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One day you're the pigeons.....
...the next day you're the statues!!
CARDSHARK007
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They really r annoying ain't they them fukkin joker Bar Managers/Publicans!! i've had them say allsorts i swear! i just respond by saying its cool m8, i will just get my other m8 2 come in and batter it ya fanny, so fukk u lol!!
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Post by betchrider »

had this one today"its a drinking establishment this ya know,if you wanna play machines go to the leisure centre".So i said "what you got em in here for?" and she replied "regulars" i also had a funny cunt asking me to move away from the machine while i was on my mobile
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