Fruit Machine Chat

walked into my local, and The barmaid Kindly told me that VIU had just payed out £40, I was aware that it might of been done over as someone I briefly know was in the place.
he came over and started talking, he is alright. He proceeded to tell me he had lost around £40 in VIU!

Someone is fibbing! lol

I wonder if it was the kind barmaid, or the Fruit Machine punter! hmmm

Hmm yes, i'm sure all players get a lot of that.

How about i'll decide eh? I never listen to what anyone says about payouts. I'm a good enough soul to be honest to people if i've done a machine, but unfortunately it isn't reciprocated. Too many chavs about, who are the worst for it. With that in mind, i'll always play a bit to see what it's up to.

Matt

probably both.

the punter probably put about £10, in he said £40 as he wanted you to go on and chase it but lose, thus making it ready for him (tho that wouldn't happen lets be honest)

and the barmaid said that beacause she has the hots for you and wants you to chat to her and not play the machine lololololool

Dunhamzzz wrote:probably both.

the punter probably put about £10, in he said £40 as he wanted you to go on and chase it but lose, thus making it ready for him (tho that wouldn't happen lets be honest)

aye, thats true.. Im very appreciative of that barmaid because I know if I played and lost (which very likely too when £40 has dropped) he would then bragg to me that he won £40.. lol (which is a shite feeling when people do that)

just had a similar thing,went in to local boozer to do a mc bar man tells me that £35 has just been dropped from it (he plays it too!!) so thought fair do's ill just try it anyway-keyed it and it was full to brim then another lad comes over and tells me someones just put about 70 IN and not won a thing!! cunt! I wont be buying mr helpful barman a pint next time :x

I get this a lot, never listen to 'em. Put a few quid in and judge for yourself... Lets face it, most of us on here should be able to tell whether a machine has just dropped £40 or taken £40 without a win...

Yep had this on a rocket money

Lad comes over as i walk up to it and says i have just had jp out of it.

So i say how did you get it, was it from number runner, skill shot, super hold, red boxes, green boxes open board...

He was lost after i said number runner so i then key it and its full.

After £20 in i got the top for £50.

I then went back to him and said 'i cannot believe you got jp and i took £50 straight after'
He then says 'it must have been well full'
I left it at that

PRAT

MrRed wrote:I then went back to him and said 'i cannot believe you got jp and i took £50 straight after'
He then says 'it must have been well full'
I left it at that

PRAT

Good to know Damo is alive and well :P

On the other hand, anyone been sitting there and someone comes up too you and asked if you'd won out of the machine next to you?

Whos fibbing now!

people rarely ask me, which thinking about it is bizarre!!

Me neither.

PMK wrote:Me neither.

YOU MUST BE BORED PMK

Funny enought, I just a £5/10p VIU sited. I went into the pub about 4am and left about half an hour ago (8.30am). Not including taxi fare, I am about £10 up on what I went in with, and thats including 6/7 pints at £2.85 each.
What really made me laugh was the 20 year old barman trying to teach me how to play a Barcrest blue/red trail. Before anyone says it, I know teaching him a lesson and showing him how to play it "properly" will end up costing me, you didnt see how hammered he was. Anything he might have seen this morning will be long gone in a few hours!

i grabbed a handfull of change off my gf in dartford yestarday and went in the quicksilver or whatever its called to kill 10 min while she went in argos.
£5jp dond cost me £7 for a board 1st press ? dead! bag of wank.
had £6 left, £4 in viu for a board, red trail, super nearest win was £4 i think, jp under 1st reel and 3 under 3rd reel and 5 above 2nd reel, 2 nudges in the pot thinking its not gonna happen! press start top left skill 3 bonus nudges + my 2 nudges brings jp to 2nd reel for £25 nearest win, love it
went in the other amusements (used to be called shoppers amusements) put £1 in the 70 electro vid thingy and the bird comes and says they match a 10er so i put another £9 in and she shoved a £10 note in £8 banked £2 in plays so for £2 you get £12 plays coz you get £8 back straight away
take your bird in and get £20 free plays if your in town
any players still allowed in there? wasnt sure wether to play the cabin or not lol.

silent g wrote:i grabbed a handfull of change off my gf in dartford yestarday and went in the quicksilver or whatever its called to kill 10 min while she went in argos.
£5jp dond cost me £7 for a board 1st press ? dead! bag of wank.
had £6 left, £4 in viu for a board, red trail, super nearest win was £4 i think, jp under 1st reel and 3 under 3rd reel and 5 above 2nd reel, 2 nudges in the pot thinking its not gonna happen! press start top left skill 3 bonus nudges + my 2 nudges brings jp to 2nd reel for £25 nearest win, love it
went in the other amusements (used to be called shoppers amusements) put £1 in the 70 electro vid thingy and the bird comes and says they match a 10er so i put another £9 in and she shoved a £10 note in £8 banked £2 in plays so for £2 you get £12 plays coz you get £8 back straight away
take your bird in and get £20 free plays if your in town
any players still allowed in there? wasnt sure wether to play the cabin or not lol.

That cabin fever is usually done, had a few goes on that 500 static pots dond, that aint for moving that 500, I'll say that much!