Fruit Machine Chat

is there any good players on this site im sick and tierd of going on these sites were people think they know it all but havent got any idea what there talking about

Great.

Another one without punctuation or shift keys on their computer.

Im good, but are you?

pokerpete wrote:Great.

Another one without punctuation or shift keys on their computer.

Good avatar but needs resizing.

What would you class as a good player?

One with green fingers, ripped pockets full of coins and a shed load of change bags.

Thought schools broke up next friday .

Post a red hot out of the bag, found last week, only you know cheat/tip/emptier. Just so we all know your genuine.

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GaryChandler wrote:What would you class as a good player?

Someone who walks straight past the local laddies with there winnings rather than doin the lot in the FOBT.

It sounds like English, it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your incoherent words.

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." - Robert Wilensky

Only joking fella - yeah we are the best in the world mate. Kind of like the SAS of fruit machine playing.

Oli wrote: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." - Robert Wilensky

Thanks for that. I love that quote.

Good players keep to them self, only need a few individuals to sort them out here and there and share info. Those who brag seem to be the ones who don't have a scooby!!

toothless11 wrote:Good players keep to them self, only need a few individuals to sort them out here and there and share info. Those who brag seem to be the ones who don't have a scooby!!

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is this why, other than the original poster....... the total combined post count by all you,"we keep to our selfs good/top players" blah fuckin blah, is.....

6841.... way to go you pros...lmao


i remember when this place WAS a place for the pro, and before you all go looking up my profile... i only ever signed and posted to put mr. vickers in his place, but now its for the teen come twenty something yates/spoons idiot who gets thier nob out at the site of a rovers or red, thinks its highly amusing to insult a newbe with your clicky little inbred circles you have, which i might add are contstantly 3 weeks behind the rest of the world, and give no help to them at all.

as for the term,"internet player" and the way you so freely label people with it... what the hell are all of you? night after night you sit posting, always the same names, always the same chav shit being typed, but you still do it, still on the net, still here.....

i wonder which one of the above that has posted in this thread would take up the challenge of not going on the internet for a year, then meeting me for the day and playing with a fixed float each, at a location decided by an admin here, to see who would bring home the bacon?..


not fuckin one of you... thats who....CAUSE YOUR ALL INTERNET PLAYERS......


rant over

matt99999 wrote:not fuckin one of you... thats who....CAUSE YOUR ALL INTERNET PLAYERS......

One vital flaw to that argument - you've just posted that jilted opinion on the, er, internet. So you've just put yourself on a level with the very people you wish to castigate.

Who cares what people do when they're not playing machines? It's a free country.

I'm afraid matt99999 you're just as bad as the rest of the folk who wander in here with their oversized egos because you view it as an issue that merits yet more abuse.