Get a proper job

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:20 am

I have stumbled across this site and cannot believe some of the stuff I am reading

Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy a fruit machine as much as the next person, and have, at times, put a fair bit into them but generally I am a casual player, only playing a few quid now and then - and I am interested in peoples experiences which is why I visited this site

Some of the people on here are absolutely pathetic, and the way that you cheat the machines or whatever you do to win from them is a disgrace. They are there for entertainment primarily and people like you ruin it for the majority of us who play for a bit of fun and to perhaps win a few quid.

Now I dont know what it is you do to 'force' them or however else you manipulate the machines (magnets etc) but you all deserve to be caught and fucking done over cos you are basically sharking theives.

Why dont you go out there and get a proper job and contribute something to this country instead of lurking around pubs and arcades like teenagers trying to gamble and make an honest living, because lets be honest, its not an honest living.

Its a shame that you don't see how sad you really are, going out with hundreds of pound coins on you just to play machines, you unsocial fucking loners

Fuck you all

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:28 am

awwww is somebody jelous

Mystery_Plum · Post by **Mystery_Plum** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:37 am

Forcing is when you play a machine solely for the jackpot or top feature and refuse any other win along the way. Nothing to do with popping cashbox doors or anything like that my friend.

Magnets and so on were used 20 or 25 years ago on old electro-mechanical machines as a way of making them do things they shouldn't. These days machines run on microprocessors and are much more sophisticated, just like your TV at home if you have one. An advantage on today's machines can be gained by learning the best way to play it, what features to take and so on. All perfectly legal. Some might argue that today's machines are so mind-numbingly fucking boring and offer so little amusement or entertainment that you might feel inclined to slit your wrists and the backs of your legs before you've sussed the machine out, but that's something to be argued another time.

Anyway, enough of me rambling on. Welcome to the site!

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:44 am

GaryChandler wrote:awwww is somebody jelous

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

we dont cheat machines...

the people that steal from machines use magnets strimmer cord plastic rods radio jammers and other illegal devices.

we dont like these people either.

we are not theives and dont do anything illegal. all the tips that we know are like hidden features that the makers put on eg.. on deal or no deal power 5.... if you play the fone feature when on a number 5 you will only have the power 5 boxes. think about it number 5 power 5... it was put there by the makers so dont give us shit because we have knolege coz gary is right you must be jelouse.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:45 am

All that post says to me is i can't win so i hate you lot because you can.

If you hate us lot so much then i gues you must hate poker players etc who don't have to work to make a crust. You've got your wires crossed anyway, forcing is just playing for top only, nothing illegal in that. Stick to your few quid here and there, you can get lucky playing this way anyway.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:51 am

What would I have to be jealous about you retard, you can't even fucking spell the work jealous

I am sorry but I do not believe that people make a living by playing these machines skillfully, they are scamming them one way or another, you could not possibly make a living by playing them normally, there are hundreds of posts on here talking about blocking up note changers etc, it's all bollocks

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:57 am

Well, believe me or not (i just know you won't), i've lived off these for about 18 months now. I don't use anything illegal, nor would i want to. I don't even know what half the stuff out there is! With a bit of knowledge, experience and discipline you can live off them.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:03 am

But what kind of life is that, living of fruit machines? Ok, each to their own and I am sure you're a nice guy, but would you not rather have a proper job

Essentially, seeing that you pay no tax or NI, this would make you as bad as a fucking immigrant or benefit fraud, you would still happily go to the NHS and see a doctor for nothing, even though you contribute nothing to the system, you are technically unemployed

How long would you expect to live off machines? What do you think will happen when you go to get a new job and they ask you why you have a gap in your CV for two years where you haven't worked, what are you going to say 'I played fruit machines professionally?' I don't think so, it's not a sustainable living and the quicker you realise it the better, I think anyway

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:15 am

Am I allowed to work part-time, say 8 till 12? then spend the rest of the afternoon gambling?, Oh, who needs a CV. I'm sure £50,000 can start up a business.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:21 am

Who are you kidding?

Listen to yourself, it's pathetic, you're a gambling addict, you clearly need help, you're fucking dillusional

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:25 am

See the thing is we are actually earning people money while playing, the more play a machine gets the more cash over the back it takes regardless if you win or lose. Unless obviously you are using an emptier of some sort. This is also perfectly legal as all you are doing is exploiting a flaw which was put into the program by the coder.

If you don't like losing on fruit machines i suggest you stop playing them altogether, coming on here and saying we are pathetic isn't going to stop us playing.

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:34 am

troll.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:36 am

too early to spell correctly...
on fruit machines you need to know if its ready to pay or not. thats the skill part or if you take a skill feature on a machine.

and you can get £140+ out of red gaming machines when they are due but you have to know when its ready and you dont have to pay tax and can do this over and over again just look for machines that look ready to pay.

no cheating involved.

it is a bit lazy i know but some people are good with computers some people are good with people BUT some people feel that fruit machines are where their skill is.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:37 am

I think you're missing the point, I do not mind losing, it's a gamble and I know the risks before choosing to play, but what I am saying is that people that scam the machines so that there is nothing left for others is wrong - and then come on here and brag about it

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:43 am

I do appreciate the point you are making Mr Magoo. The issue regarding tax etc....well the machines themselves are taxed, and every £1 you put in is taxed by the government. I myself work part time (though very few hours) so pay some tax and NI there. I'd say part-time work mixed with playing fruits is probably the best solution, as you get a little bit of fixed income, no CV gap, and no issues. Now, when is that chip coming off that shoulder of yours!