Fruit Machine Chat

I spend my days walking the streets with my head bowed, displaying the shame of throwing my wad into some machine whilst simultaneously keeping an eye out for any discarded coppers.

I have poor people skills. I'm a compulsive liar. I regularly post lies and insults on fruit-machine message boards to try and increase my sense of self-importance.

I love to moan about anyone playing my machines, and I also love to boast about how much I won.

To read my posts you would think I was the best thing since sliced bread. In reality, there is probably never been a better example of someone who loves themself, and someone who has so little reason to do so.

Wascally wabbits!

You were trying to sell Gold Rush for £250 you are a complete clown.

I do agree in a way though an awful lot, i hate people coming on here getting little rips and then going out playing theres after work ripping a quick JP and leaving it flat.

Basically taking money from the players on here who travel round, I really think that this forum needs to get all the serious players on here into one board with a password or something so that everyone can speak freely about methods.
Obvioulsy not about emptiers unless trading.

Otherwise I see the internet being a small start to the end of players?

Views?

newsflash!!

not only players are meant to be be playing pub fruitys

anfield road wrote:Otherwise I see the internet being a small start to the end of players?

Views?

People having been saying that for at least the last 7 years, possibly more. It hasn't happened yet.

I would argue that there are a large number of people who come on here with little or no knowledge, pick up half-a-tip / method for a machine, and perhaps win in the short-term, but most wouldn't have the discipline just to stick to that machine. In fact, since a lot of people claim to win a fortune just by casting a sideways glance at machines, this board probably helps fill up machines for the "travellers" and "pros".

Here we go again.

So what if peole ask for tips/rips/emptiers, all you have to do is say no or sarcastically take the pi$$, they aren't forcing you to give them are they? Just because several people on here happen to be in the know, well done to them, I for one don't know any emptiers and I'm a casual player these days but I'd never lower myself to ask for one just to be belittled and ridiculed by some arrogant c*nt who suffers with a bad case of elite-ism (btw any generous donations of emptiers, send them to my PM box ).

105TOP YOU ARE A WANKER. WOULD YOU HAVE THE BOLLOCKS TO TELL ME 'A MINOR CASUAL PLAYER' TO FUCK OFF TO MY FACE? I DON'T THINK SO AND MORE IMPORTANTLY IF I WAS TAKING SMALL WINS FROM YOUR PRECIOUS MACHINES, BUILDING A NICE BANK UP WHILE PUSHING THE JP/TOP STREAK FURTHER AWAY, PLAYING WITH MY OWN MONEY OF COURSE, WOULD YOU CALL ME A TWAT FOR TECHNICALLY COSTING YOU MONEY? I DOUBT IT.

If you don't like the forum or the people on it then leave or better still start your own for the 'I have the god given right to monopolise every machine' association.

My apologies for the rant.

105TOP wrote:yes its ok forum but then theres flaws , ALL THESE FUCKING MUGS LEARNING TO PLAY FRUITS AND THERE ARE LESS AND LESS FRESH TOWNS



JUST FUCK OFF YOU MINOR PLAYERS




YOUR NOT HAVING WARPED OR GOLDRUSH YOU CUNTS

I'm only going to end up repeating what has already been hinted at in this thread.

For you to take money out, somebody else has to put it in, and they may, just may, get a win or two in the process. Get over it.