Fruit Machine Chat

I'd prefer to spend 50p on a S16 in the pub rather than the normal fruit.
The pub fruities are so boring. At least S16 gives a possibility of a big win for presssing a button.

Please refer to the Gambling act 2005 as regarding section 16's as of 1/9/07. I hope you are also aware that chasing huge wins more often than not incur huge losses. Good Luck.

What you mean is you have no skill on AWPs, and you'd rather hope you get lucky with those ghastly S16s! :P :x

How can anyone say a s16 is more exciting that a pub fruit.


The bigger the jackpot, the more boring somethign is.


Take the National Lottery. You buy a ticket and stay in on Saturday night and watch six numbers that you didn't pick come rolling out of a thing. That's the epitome of boredom, save the 14million to one person who actually gets lucky.

If there were nudges and holds on the National Lottery and skill stops so I could skill a couple of Mill, that'd be great.


Pub fruit machines are boring?!? When you're tired of pub fruit machines you're tired of life.

No they're not boring, you're just mentally deranged.,..,.BLOOP!

lol do you think you would have the cool and skill to 'number runner' 3 red sevens for £14 million?

Think I would prefer a 'let im spin'

prizeguy wrote:lol do you think you would have the cool and skill to 'number runner' 3 red sevens for £14 million?

Think I would prefer a 'let im spin'

Higher than a 2 for 15 mil...1 ooops

Streakypoos wrote:Pub fruit machines are boring?!? When you're tired of pub fruit machines you're tired of life.

They are boring. To a player like me, who doesn't know any tricks or emptiers or methods for any machines, i stand virtually no chance of winning more than the odd fiver now and again. That's boring. So much so, i stick to a few quid here and there in clubbers, rather than AWPs. Myself, and those i was playing with, won a Jackpot out of one yesterday - i've no idea when i last got anywhere near the jackpot on an AWP, never mind won one. Just because i don't know the machine inside out doesn't mean i should have absolutely no chance of getting a jackpot IMO. I'd like to see some anti-force code in AWPs, similar to that of some clubbers, to prevent people simply setting the machine up for a huge top, and leaving it dead as a doorstop. If i knew i had a chance of getting the Jackpot, i might play them a little again - in a way i suppose it's a good thing i'm not interested!

Then you have the players who have the knowledge and ability to extract some cash from a machine which is ready / nearly ready to play. I imagine that will be a good feeling, but i can't imagine it to be very exciting.

Knowing when you are very likely to win is no more exciting than knowing you are very likely going to lose IMO

DildoDez wrote: I'd like to see some anti-force code in AWPs, similar to that of some clubbers, to prevent people simply setting the machine up for a huge top, and leaving it dead as a doorstop.

Try playing a machine made by Bellfruit Gaming. I believe this will satisfy your complaint.

Personally I preferred Sec 16's as I made shitloads more cash from these over there lifespan. I estimate around 10k profit in the last 2 years. So I am pretty pissed off that these babys are now all £1 a go piles of crap! I tried one last week and wont be playing again.
As for AWPs - the exitement on these went years ago - when the switch from £15 JP to £25JP. Now, even at 50p / £35 there is still very little gameplay and exitement.
In my opinion, excitment come from 'risk' - and you pro players dont risk very much at all - how can you get excited from an AWP?
I used to play AWP's semi pro. I didn't risk much, played to a formula and won lots more than I lost for a couple of years. But it was pretty boring! (spending the money was fun though!)

DildoDez wrote:

Streakypoos wrote:Pub fruit machines are boring?!? When you're tired of pub fruit machines you're tired of life.

They are boring. To a player like me, who doesn't know any tricks or emptiers or methods for any machines, i stand virtually no chance of winning more than the odd fiver now and again. That's boring. So much so, i stick to a few quid here and there in clubbers, rather than AWPs. Myself, and those i was playing with, won a Jackpot out of one yesterday - i've no idea when i last got anywhere near the jackpot on an AWP, never mind won one. Just because i don't know the machine inside out doesn't mean i should have absolutely no chance of getting a jackpot IMO. I'd like to see some anti-force code in AWPs, similar to that of some clubbers, to prevent people simply setting the machine up for a huge top, and leaving it dead as a doorstop. If i knew i had a chance of getting the Jackpot, i might play them a little again - in a way i suppose it's a good thing i'm not interested!

Then you have the players who have the knowledge and ability to extract some cash from a machine which is ready / nearly ready to play. I imagine that will be a good feeling, but i can't imagine it to be very exciting.

Knowing when you are very likely to win is no more exciting than knowing you are very likely going to lose IMO

If your posting on this site then you've got no excuse about not knowing how to play AWP's. Sure theres certain things kept quiet or you'd have to pay for but in general just about everything you need to know about the majority of AWP's Is available to read on here.