Fruit Machine Chat

Always makes me chuckle when I hear a few new phrases in the fruit machine world. What do you guys use for the following:-

1) Losing loads - i.e Doin your bollox!
2) £1 in Full - i.e Hatch!
3) General punters - i.e that classic Daz Watts saying - Munters!
4) When a machine is ready - i.e Buzzed up like a Kipper!
5) When a machine is dead - i.e On its arse!
6) Any any other general sayings/phrases/comments etc etc.

1) Its having me
2) Dropping
3) Clowns
4) Its going
5) R*ped
6) I still say red tank for an IM dating back to Its a Knockout.

haha, similiar to a thread I started a while ago.

1) Losing loads - i.e Brains!
2) £1 in Full - i.e Just full tbh
3) General punters - mug punters
4) When a machine is ready - on "one"/flying
5) When a machine is dead - Brown/Gone

1) "I'm just about breaking even, thanks for asking"
2) 'Re-filled'
3) Fruit-chats-finest.
4) Lucky
5) A good day.

Come on there are loads!!

For full - Hatch, shutter, crank, profitting, down the back.

For playing well! - Its flying, Its off its nuts, buzzing, well there, buzzed up like a kipper, ready, Its Roy (Keane)

For losing loads - Doing my nuts, Doing swede, Done my crust, Done bollox, for female(s) she's doin her fanny,

For other players/good or bad - Gradual swedist, recyclists(the worse type!), munter, prunter(thinks he's pro but is a muppet), player.

General sayings -

Double Whammy, Glen (Roeder), Its got Wayne(Bridge) all for double sided servies

Playin up (buzzing but can't get anything)

Stacker (High starting extremes)

Its gone GARbage to ARBage(Reds that look dead that sudddenly perk up!)

Chase, Get Involved, AOF(All out Force)

Danny - Invincible

G.O. - Gamble Out - For certain crests.

Breaker/Broken/Took One/Taken Credit - Credit Break.

Clacket - Golden Game term for 'there first nudge town'

Just a small selection of many!!!

?? yeah there ARE loads, but you asked us what we used, not please help me 'compile a dictionary'?

Ah... the old classics, PMK was a blast fromt he past, quoting Watts before he became anonymous, with the 'munters' term. Dunhamzz misses the point translating it to mug punter, it was actually a generic term he Watts introduced years ago in his 'info packs' as a shorter way to say 'Mug Punter'

Remember these???

ACRONYMS FOR FRUITIES;

BARCREST: Basically Any Retard Can Really Easily Streak Them!!
ACE: Automated Coin Eaters!!
J.P.M. Jackpot Prevention Modules!!
B.W.B. Boredom With Bells!!
ASTRA: Absolute Skankers To Really Avoid!!
BELL FRUIT: Bastards Eat Loadsa Lolly - For Ripoff Unit Is Tops!!!
IMPULSE: In Many Pubs Usually Left Standing Emptied!!
PROJECT: Proper Ripoff Only Jackpots Each Century Twice!!
MAZOOMA: Made Absolutely Zilch On One, Mugged Again!!
MAYGAY: Machines All Yesterday's Games All Yesterday's!!!
VIVID: Very Insulting Very Inane Dross
GLOBAL Glass Looking Overly Breakable Always Losing

Heh, some good ones there...!

Thinking back to being 'mid-sesh' here's some of the things I'd utter:

1. Kipperageness! Just before pressing the 'hi' button on a 2 to get to say a top / good win.

2. Pottagement Jackpot!

3. Coo-nunt! A slightly politely way of saying the 'C' word! Generally occurs after the result of Kipperageness!

I seem to have this catching habit of adding suffixes to words - only earlier today a colleague said that she was "Going to phone a cabbage!" and I undestood perfectly...

And for some reason, my friend always refers to Red Hot Picka as Red Hot Chilli Peppers - he misread it the first time, and it's stuck now.

STORY #7 FROM 'Super Streaker' (A PLAYER SOMEWHERE IN THE U.K.)

I went down to my KING KEBAB shop last nite, cos I had MONEY MONEY MONEY.
I thought I was in for a LOTTA LUCK cos this stunner in a RED WHITE & BLUE mini skirt came up to me and said, do you mind if I SPIN ON IT?, acting on IMPULSE I said god you're a CRACKER.
My nob was on RED ALERT as I took her back to mar car. I could of been AUSTIN POWERS as we shagged in a FRENZY. She said I had BALLS OF STEEL as I unleashed my FRUIT EXPLOSION.
I said I would give her a lift home, but warned her I was a bit of a ROAD HOG. Unfortunately we had a WIPEOUT, ao we had to go home ON THE BUSSES!!
We got back to her place and she NUDGE, NUDGE, WINK WINKED me and said are you READY TO ROCK again? LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL I replied, so she grabbed my TUBULAR BELL and went to work.
I must of upset her though, cos her BIG BROTHER came out and chased me AROUND THE TOWN!! I lost him though, so it really was a GREAT ESCAPE. I hope she's not pregnant though, as I would never find a suitable CODFATHER!!
What a night. I looked up to god and said MAXAMILLION!!
A great story I'm sure you will all agree!!!

SIMON SAYS:

A LIKELY STORY! Probably reflects the ROLLERCOASTER life of a player. I've had a FLASHBACK or two myself, from when I used to drive around in my THUNDERBIRD, despite my ANDY CAPP, HEYPRESTO, a few ladies felt my RED HOT POKER!
SIMON

http://www.freewebz.com/simonsays/stories.htm

I found these yesterday, quite hysterical some of them, I wonder which ones (if any) are actually genuine??

1) Losing loads - i.e Doin your mortgage!
2) £1 in Full - i.e. on the clinky clonk; on the Michael J. Fox
3) General punters - i.e Munters; mugs!
4) When a machine is ready - i.e we're dining at Busby's Cafe!
5) When a machine is dead - i.e standard; welcome to the suck; in sickness and in filth.

1]juiced = ready
2]stone = dead [obviously]
3]clunking = full
4]otb = over the back [full]
5]off its tree/flying [ready as fcuk]

1) Losing loads - Taking the piss
2) £1 in Full - chocka (treasure chest), clunking(wood), dropping(generic). I never say backing anymore. Makes you sound like a CMA retroblooper.
3) General punters - 'normal players'/'average players'
4) When a machine is ready - Hot/Flava/Blippetybloppity/Streakyblooping/juicy/loads of value
5) When a machine is dead - wankypoopy/A load of shit/Someones had this/DAF/Suck mode/No value, little value
6) Blocking the juice - ready, but not yielding.

"No - that's wrong!" Example had extra life on £5 Rockstar (JTRAR/JJ) and gambled to leave 5ss, RS and one disc. One gamble and offers Rockstar white. Discs better as £5,£5,£5,£5,£5 can do £25 on white. Lo on 10 for disc, 11, lose extra life, lo on 11 = 12. Lose/Game over. Rockstar was 'semi there' but to block discs is WRONG. Bad programming, made me want to thump it hard.

"Oh come on - that's outrageous!" When a machine is being nasty. Eg a redding red constantly killing on 2s and 11s on a low down cash gamble.

"They've changed the program" - self explanatory.


"Skill chance" Code word used by girlfriend when doing an emptyapoos that a chavling is observing.

"Toddington services Northbound" - An open area where prying eyes could be missed. Have to be hot on 'skill chance'.

"Blap it!" Bashing a mystery quick to avoid pain and confrontation crisis.

"Strike point" Getting to a good point on the board. Eg Vamp +2 features for the /5/ on superboard for one upgrade. You're at a strike point.

"LFE" - Leicester Forest East

"Fruit babe" - Sexy girl on machine.

"Clueless" - clueless.

"I'm going to smash this" - I'm going to smash this.

"For Pete's sake" - landing on Game Over early.

"Not a wheel clamp" - A chipped Vamp

"Do you want an MOT?" Reel skill stop - eg Reel Skill on Hi/Lo KArate

"Enta Feata" feature start on any machine.

"Whizziwig" - Deal or no Deal What's in your box? As in any locations for those wizziwigs?

"Chaperones" sarcastic name for groups of chavs who hang around and watch people play, usually 1 micron from their faces.

"Twats" - see above

"Fucking twats" - same as above, but offer crap advice and can't announciate properly.

"Hills" - William hill

"Freds" - BetFred

"Betsnare" - A fake show, such as reds on Global's Casino Crazy.

"Do a switchy" - switching stake

"BIG BLOOPER" - Escape committee, Fight Night, or that dial on reel 3

"Streakypoos" - A proper full on streak. Eg Original chip TIJ1 gives £60 on super jackpot, rolls in feature and 8 (+3 cash), then 4.

"Flashy" - Red board

"Swooshy swirly" - see above, but displays red in a certain way. TIJ3. Dambusters.

"Winker" - Wink for xXx

"Double blinker" - double LED blink on The Streak when it doesn't take a credit.

"Single blink breaker" - self explanatory

"AV IT!!" - collect it

"I'm not taking 20p" - gamble it

"Good one!" - A good one

"Power 5" - Top 5 win values on DonD

"Gold surround" - Eclipse cab with gold surround

"Ribbed cab" - Horizon cab

"RRB (Rigged or right robbing bastard)" - S16/CMS/B3/FOBT type crap

"A satisfying battle" - where you lose a 1'er+ and then battle hard and well making the most of steals and nicks to finish up a QUID UP for the day.

*** IMPORTANT NOTE *** This can be way more satisfying than going down the M1 and winning £500+ on Whizzywhirlers that are chocka and juicy

"De de doo doo da da dooo do (repeat)" - Jackpot on Slotto

"Shark" - someone who floats around waiting to jump on a losing person's game. See also "vulture" and "poach".

"Poach" - way of cooking an egg.

"Vulture" - nasty looking bird on glass of Lucky Strike.

"Seaside machine" - Sudden Impact, Eastenders, Andy Capp, Pink Panther (orig)

"It'll be rolling, rolling out the door soon" - machine is playing up

"Vividesque" - prescripted blocky play

"Bell Fruit wank" - pseudo fast cash crap

"sluggish" - unresponsive King Kerching buttons that need to be rapidly pressed. Same on Party Time sit down.

"Slippy" - A skill feature that slips.

"Steal/rip/nick" - self explanatory

"Self explanatory" - Inter oribital explanatory

"Survivor" - rolling 2 first go on Rockstar

"Barcode" - 321/123

"Slow save" - 2% streak save

"Jeff Vickers" - Death tickers (time bomb/nudge bomb on PP returns)

"What's in your cuboid shaped receptacle?" - Whizzygig

"2 of doom" = Gambe middle lo on 11, get a 2 on WIYB and hi=1. That's the 2 of doom. Similar thing on Make a Million ages ago.

"Can Can Can" - Place your bets is there for banknotes/red sevens on MaM.

"Reverse gamble board" - GBC etc

"Kettle set ups" - Whistlers on certain set ups on GG

"Super Gamble" - Winning Spins gamble to Crazy Spins off mixed sevens

"Slow spin" - Cash lab inducement spin on last credit also "heartstopper"

"Out of juice" - Game over

"That's it" - Game over next go

"set up"

"That's a hold"

"10p hold"

"4 bonus"

"Double hold" When a let 'em spin can be for fruits/numbers

"Too heavy" - Going for a flash hold on jackpot



There are many more, but I'm tired now.

cashino wrote:http://www.freewebz.com/simonsays/stories.htm

I found these yesterday, quite hysterical some of them, I wonder which ones (if any) are actually genuine??

I can personally guarantee number 8.

a nook: pound coin
feature famine/board drought: remember playing rocket moneys
"just for my benefit" : venting frustration at bad set after bad set.