Fruit Machine Chat

The other night, whilst finishing up and collecting £10 from a Jailbirds (unfortunately I left £30 down ) in a local Quicksilver, bloke next to me playing a CADD suddenly starts punching the glass on that machine, lets out a long scream, then turns to me, right in my face and yells "YOU FUCKING TAMPERED WITH IT DIDN'T YOU, USING ONE OF THEM REMOTE CONTROLS, EH?!? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FUCKING LOSE SO CLOSE TO THE JACKPOT, EH?! YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!!". Then all of a sudden, he starts crying then runs out the door

I mean, what the fuck?

I'm surprised I restrained myself from punching the bloke as he was about four inches from my face, screaming. What a fucking mentalist!

Anyone else got experiences like this?

lol never seen anything as mental as that, once saw ages ago some bloke who was playing a 10p £5 X Marks the Spot having a proper detailed conversation with it, before kicking it, then trying to tip it over, machine did not budge 1 mm

Yeah

saw a wino in London start braying a bar x about 8 or 9 years ago.I;d just taken £30 from it and he came in screaming "you've won on my machine" etc. didn;t come anywhere near me but glared at me from the other side of the arcade. Everyone else in there ignored him so I worked my way to the front of the arcade and left incase he was gonna stick a knife in me!

arcade opposite Kings Cross if it's still there.Full of dodgy men of an ethnic variety!

"YOU FUCKING TAMPERED WITH IT DIDN'T YOU, USING ONE OF THEM REMOTE CONTROLS, EH?!? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FUCKING LOSE SO CLOSE TO THE JACKPOT, EH?! YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!!".

I would of laughed my head off!! Well Funny![/quote]

Can we have a doctor over there?

prizeguy wrote:lol never seen anything as mental as that, once saw ages ago some bloke who was playing a 10p £5 X Marks the Spot having a proper detailed conversation with it, before kicking it, then trying to tip it over, machine did not budge 1 mm

The only depressing thing about that was that the X marks the spot still lived to torment more unsuspecting fruit machine players.

bellcrest wrote:The other night, whilst finishing up and collecting £10 from a Jailbirds (unfortunately I left £30 down ) in a local Quicksilver, bloke next to me playing a CADD suddenly starts punching the glass on that machine, lets out a long scream, then turns to me, right in my face and yells "YOU FUCKING TAMPERED WITH IT DIDN'T YOU, USING ONE OF THEM REMOTE CONTROLS, EH?!? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FUCKING LOSE SO CLOSE TO THE JACKPOT, EH?! YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!!". Then all of a sudden, he starts crying then runs out the door

I mean, what the fuck?

I'm surprised I restrained myself from punching the bloke as he was about four inches from my face, screaming. What a fucking mentalist!

Anyone else got experiences like this?

how the hell did you not6 burst out laughing lol

I saw a guy in a wheelchair with no legs, reminded me of the colonel from Forrest Gump in his camo and long pony tail, swearing extremely loudly and punching some lo-tech in Nobles in Edinburgh.

bowie wrote:I saw a guy in a wheelchair with no legs, reminded me of the colonel from Forrest Gump in his camo and long pony tail, swearing extremely loudly and punching some lo-tech in Nobles in Edinburgh.

you should have tipped his chair onto its back and tell him its cooling off time - you put him back on his wheels when he's chilled a bit

Continuing on nutters, I also remember writing in another thread about this bloke who started screaming at 'Spoons bar staff demanding a refund just because he lost £55 on a D&N!

outher day i was in a pub doin a rocket money the bar man wacthing me go low 3 to get it red after 40 in had it red still anouther 20ish no top he pushed me over and started playin it then i put a snoker cue over the machine ive never seen a 50 year old man go so mad i recon i would of got killed if the police didnt show up

redgamer wrote:outher day i was in a pub doin a rocket money the bar man wacthing me go low 3 to get it red after 40 in had it red still anouther 20ish no top he pushed me over and started playin it then i put a snoker cue over the machine ive never seen a 50 year old man go so mad i recon i would of got killed if the police didnt show up

Is that a lie?