Fruit Machine Chat

Was in a wee pub near me that has a FNC it is the only Red in the entire town centre and not in a pub i would usually go in, but i had spare cash and was out to play so fired in to give it a bash, not hugely redding but gave it the benefit of the doubt, blocking at about a fiver for a few boards but offering pretty decent bonuses so soldiered on, the machine all of a sudden started redding pretty decently to my delight so again, soldiered on, when all of a sudden the barman who i think might've also been the bouncer came to me and gave it 'hope your not 'roasting' my bandit' i was like 'no, no' and chuckled, he was like 'good, cos the last guy that did i kicked f*** out of' now i'm not a small guy, 6 foot 3 and 16 stone so usually it wouldn't have fazed me had it been some smarmy barman or dirty little chav, but as it seemed to be a bouncer i collected my £4 from safe wins and bailed. Never had a problem from playing machines before, definately won't be back in there on my own again.

Should of told him to Fuck off mate aslong as your buying food/drinks in there got nothing to do with the fat fuck! Hate tossers like that! Hopefully next time you go in you get a big top £105 something sick like that and fucking stare at him as the pounds hit the tray!!!

That would be a good ticket to hospital...

Bouncer or big bastard he wouldnt get away with it round here!!

Which upmarket Fife town was this Bowie?

It was the lovely hole of Dunfermline.

Clearly seems to enjoy having a second wage from said machine.

I'd be surprised if he can get his thick skull round Reds.

Spot on bowie!

Yeah, but he might know a player who slips him £30 a week if he keeps other vultures off his manor.