Fruit Machine Chat

Hi - I'm a journalist seeking a real fruit machine expert for a lovely, fun piece I'm writing for one of the big national newspaper supplements (a broadsheet).

It's step by step on how to play fruit machines (and any tips on beathing those machines at their own game!) with some fun anecdotes and humour thrown in.

You'd have to be named, with your age, but I can assure you it's just a fun piece, not concentrating on anything other than the fun, "how to" aspects of the traditional pub machine or those found on seaside piers...

If anyone is interested respond asap...naturally i have an urgent deadline! :P :P

Dazzler wrote:
It's step by step on how to play fruit machines (and any tips on beathing those machines at their own game!) with some fun anecdotes and humour thrown in.

a broadsheet journalist who can't spell beating?

come on, you write for the Star don't you? own up

pokerpete .......... you got to that 1 before me.... i think hes a fibber and just wants some tips..

If you are a real journalist, you may like to print the following advice in your newspaper:

When playing machines manufactured by Red Gaming Ltd, if the features shown are all blue or all green except one, which is red, then under no circumstances should you stop inserting coins. Continue gambling hi/lo, adding more credits as necessary. When the colour of the above mentioned features turns to predominantly red, you should stop playing immediately and walk off, as continuing to play the machine may result in heavy losses. Proceed to the next machine/venue and repeat the above, stopping at local cash machines as and when necessary.

Got that?

Wowser! Zip! Bong! Bloopety blip! I tried that today and I'm nearly £300 up - that is seriously amazing advice.

i'd love too be in your rag as long as my name and photo is along side it, so i can get barred from even more pubs

Theres a guy on here called Lukestar. He will definitely be interested as he is the highest earner by far on these forums. I think he owns a mansion in Islington, all earned on the fruities. He commutes between his mansion and Brighton in his 1000cc auto vehicle rinsing the machines on the way.

Yes. Hes your man!

Yeah

You could get a picture of him and that other fella that has an arcade full of Mental Money Monsters.

Seriously though mate, you have got NO chance of getting what you want on here.

m/c players try and be descreet!

Just get one of your mates to pose for the camera instead..........you could dress him up like a strawberry or a cherry to get that "fruity" sense of feeling.

Would anyone like a garibaldi biscuit?

why are you all so embittered?
give the guy a break. i know squat about AWPs but i'd do it if i did.

yeah ive given him a few pointers and a few of my fruit machine witty anicdotes aswell, hes from the observer lol..................apparently

ümläüt pëdänt wrote:why are you all so embittered?
give the guy a break. i know squat about AWPs but i'd do it if i did.

Quite simply mate - loose lips sink ships.

It's the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot.

Peace.