The Fruit Story

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:46 am

Right i have seen these sort of things in other forums and its good fun, basically each member takes it in turns to write a sentance following on from the last one. The thing is you need to include the name of 1 machine in each post.

I will start on the next post..............

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:46 am

One day a man went to see the "Doctors & Nurses"...............

pierkid · Post by **pierkid** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:20 am

who told him he was obese, he worked in a 'pie factory' u see.........

Stopnstep · Post by **Stopnstep** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:29 am

... and spent all of his Pay Cheque on food...

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:30 am

The doctor gave his health a "Red Alert"...........

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:57 am

he was so worried he went too see his big brother for some advice....

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:06 am

.... his brother told him 2 start eating more fruit & veg, just then the door opened, it was the police,
"weve come 2 get your DNA".....

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:08 am

he was so scared, his "pulsation" began to rise..........

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:10 am

...and his lips started 2 quake....

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:14 am

the copper really thought he was the "top dog".........

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:37 am

i know the copper your on about, he nicked my mate for stealing some giant gems.....

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:42 am

He was expecting to have to pay a Kings' Ransom to be released...

But as he was a bit of a High Flyer, he wasn't too worried...

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:46 am

....he spoke 2 his cell mate about trying a great escape....

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:55 am

...that day he had a lotta luck as his cell mate was ready to rock out of the cell....

His plan was to escape the cell and on that day get a satuday night takeaway with his mate who lived at home....

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:00 am

....and loved to blast out his Manic Streak Features CD to Raise The Roof....