Fruit Machine Chat

Went to Tadcaster, a brewery town in N.Yorks., walked into a pub and lost £30 on a Red Piggy Bank. Did not expect to get drawn in. I left the pub and went to the bank to get some more money. On my return, I thought I would pop in the pub next door first just to see if their machine had a note changer so i had enough ammo. Anyway, the machine did not have a changer so I bought a half with a £20 note and asked if I could have some £1 coins for the machine. The machine was a Yabba Dabba Darts which I thought I would have a go at.

The bloke behind the bar gave me a £10 note, a £5 note, 3x £1 coins and loose change. I thought "Did he not hear that I wanted change?" but anyway I threw the £3 in. No board so I asked the bloke behind the bar for £5 of £1 coins. He said he was short of coins but could give me £5 worth. Threw the other £5 in and won £20. Not bad I thought £8 in for £20 out, got me some of my money back from the Piggy Bank machine next door I thought. I went back to the bar and asked the bloke behind the bar if he could change £10 coins back into a note ( thinking I was being good natured so they would have a few coins.

Anyways, I left the pub and went across the road back to the Piggy Bank machine.

I order a half and the woman behind the bar starts looking at me funny, as though I had just escaped from the Nick or something.
As soon as I walked to the Piggy Bank machine, she storms up to me and says "Come off the machine, its broke". Engineers coming to it.

The wanker from across the road had rung through to the pub next door warning them. For F*** sake. I won £12 on a Yabba and done him a favour by giving £10 coins back behind the bar.

I said I have lost £30 on this machine.
Then the landllord came in confirming that the bloke from across the road had complained and asked me to leave.

FRANKLY, MY BLOOD IS STILL BOILING.
I AM GOING BACK TO THE YABBA PUB THIS WEEK AND WILL THROTTLE THE NARROW MINDED IDIOT THAT RUNG THROUGH NEXT DOOR OVER £12 F***ING POUND., ALSO THE NARROW MINDIND W***ERS THAT ASKED ME TO FINISH MY CREDITS AND LEAVE.

ANY REVENGE SUGGESTIONS?

lmao tad, yeah not suprised mate. not one of the friendlier areas, id just let it lie.

It just shows, that's what you get for being good natured nowadays.

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Welcome to Yorkshire!

You;ve got to understand that we all work in fields round here and go to work on tractors.Once a week we're allowed to visit the pub when the lord of the manor has come down and paid us in shillings for our hard weeks work.

funnily enough, the amount of non fruity players I speak to often say "I don't bloody understand 'em" when talking about m/c's.

Anyway, like I said, welcome to Yorkshire circa 1880.

jeffvickers wrote:Went to Tadcaster, a brewery town in N.Yorks., walked into a pub and lost £30 on a Red Piggy Bank. Did not expect to get drawn in. I left the pub and went to the bank to get some more money. On my return, I thought I would pop in the pub next door first just to see if their machine had a note changer so i had enough ammo. Anyway, the machine did not have a changer so I bought a half with a £20 note and asked if I could have some £1 coins for the machine. The machine was a Yabba Dabba Darts which I thought I would have a go at.

The bloke behind the bar gave me a £10 note, a £5 note, 3x £1 coins and loose change. I thought "Did he not hear that I wanted change?" but anyway I threw the £3 in. No board so I asked the bloke behind the bar for £5 of £1 coins. He said he was short of coins but could give me £5 worth. Threw the other £5 in and won £20. Not bad I thought £8 in for £20 out, got me some of my money back from the Piggy Bank machine next door I thought. I went back to the bar and asked the bloke behind the bar if he could change £10 coins back into a note ( thinking I was being good natured so they would have a few coins.

Anyways, I left the pub and went across the road back to the Piggy Bank machine.

I order a half and the woman behind the bar starts looking at me funny, as though I had just escaped from the Nick or something.
As soon as I walked to the Piggy Bank machine, she storms up to me and says "Come off the machine, its broke". Engineers coming to it.

The wanker from across the road had rung through to the pub next door warning them. For F*** sake. I won £12 on a Yabba and done him a favour by giving £10 coins back behind the bar.

I said I have lost £30 on this machine.
Then the landllord came in confirming that the bloke from across the road had complained and asked me to leave.

FRANKLY, MY BLOOD IS STILL BOILING.
I AM GOING BACK TO THE YABBA PUB THIS WEEK AND WILL THROTTLE THE NARROW MINDED IDIOT THAT RUNG THROUGH NEXT DOOR OVER £12 F***ING POUND., ALSO THE NARROW MINDIND W***ERS THAT ASKED ME TO FINISH MY CREDITS AND LEAVE.

ANY REVENGE SUGGESTIONS?

This seems to happen quite often to you mate : :

tadcaster lol, my grandparents live there, it's a "locals only" style place, they dont take kindly to players!!

jeffvickers wrote:Went to Tadcaster, a brewery town in N.Yorks.,[/b]

I went 2 Tadcaster a few years ogo,
there was a card shark, reel a win
and a lockbuster and 6shooter unchipped,
we did 1 ok, in 2nd pub, barstaff had
walkie talkies warning each other,
we scarpered!
Thankfull 2 say. i never hav 2 go 2 there again.
was passing.......

jeffvickers wrote:Went to Tadcaster, a brewery town in N.Yorks., walked into a pub and lost £30 on a Red Piggy Bank. Did not expect to get drawn in. I left the pub and went to the bank to get some more money. On my return, I thought I would pop in the pub next door first just to see if their machine had a note changer so i had enough ammo. Anyway, the machine did not have a changer so I bought a half with a £20 note and asked if I could have some £1 coins for the machine. The machine was a Yabba Dabba Darts which I thought I would have a go at.

The bloke behind the bar gave me a £10 note, a £5 note, 3x £1 coins and loose change. I thought "Did he not hear that I wanted change?" but anyway I threw the £3 in. No board so I asked the bloke behind the bar for £5 of £1 coins. He said he was short of coins but could give me £5 worth. Threw the other £5 in and won £20. Not bad I thought £8 in for £20 out, got me some of my money back from the Piggy Bank machine next door I thought. I went back to the bar and asked the bloke behind the bar if he could change £10 coins back into a note ( thinking I was being good natured so they would have a few coins.

Anyways, I left the pub and went across the road back to the Piggy Bank machine.

I order a half and the woman behind the bar starts looking at me funny, as though I had just escaped from the Nick or something.
As soon as I walked to the Piggy Bank machine, she storms up to me and says "Come off the machine, its broke". Engineers coming to it.

The wanker from across the road had rung through to the pub next door warning them. For F*** sake. I won £12 on a Yabba and done him a favour by giving £10 coins back behind the bar.

I said I have lost £30 on this machine.
Then the landllord came in confirming that the bloke from across the road had complained and asked me to leave.

FRANKLY, MY BLOOD IS STILL BOILING.
I AM GOING BACK TO THE YABBA PUB THIS WEEK AND WILL THROTTLE THE NARROW MINDED IDIOT THAT RUNG THROUGH NEXT DOOR OVER £12 F***ING POUND., ALSO THE NARROW MINDIND W***ERS THAT ASKED ME TO FINISH MY CREDITS AND LEAVE.

ANY REVENGE SUGGESTIONS?

Went playing with just £30, no coins? Had to go to bank? Playing a red? Changed back £10?

Thought you were a player?

By the way, why is your name mud on the 'other' message board?

Well usually, the laws of averages say that I would come come across a note changer and all my Extremes were flat or vanished beforehand

My name is mud with other forums maybe, but look how popular they are, a fan base of about 10 between them.

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Welcome to Yorkshire!

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pmsl, what he said.

yorkshire folk like local machines for local ppl to play...we dont like outsiders with their fancy ways and non-local behaviour...come to leeds fella...u do our bandits u'll end up a bit more than pissed off...u follow??

lol, sound like SUCH twats. fucking phiong ahead, they should realise that every pound should be 20p profit to them in the long run, regardless of any particular playing winning or not.

A quote from a landlord a few years ago. "You're always winning on that fucking bandit. My football lads lose money and they think my bandits shit because of you!"