Designing a Fruit Machine...

no name · Post by **no name** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:08 pm

If you could design your own fruit machine, what sort of features would you go for? I was thinking this would be a good thread for everyone to show off their designs.

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:39 am

top feature would be called Cunty Bollox.

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:53 pm

mjd wrote:top feature would be called Cunty Bollox.

Sounds like a fascinating machine you're imagining, mjd!

God knows what the lower features would be called...

.. Prick a Win

.. Super Streak-of-Piss

.. Tits a Knockout

the possibilities are endless!

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:21 pm

very good,very good,

keep em coming

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:39 am

Id have a feature called Piss Flaps

prizeguy · Post by **prizeguy** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:33 am

I would design a new bellfruit called " the Big Block"

So far in testing its taking £120 to get the to feature " the big block" which lived up to its name by doing a flat £25 then leaving the machine dead. took £70 to get past the £5 block.

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:21 am

Sounds like 'Dead as a Door Nail'

A machine with a 0% payout

no name · Post by **no name** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:45 am

In all seriousness though, what sort of feature board would you go for? Lapper trail or single / triple hi-lo?

rollem · Post by **rollem** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:55 am

I like the sound of the big block. top feature would have to be called big bollocks. just does the "ah sorry" from ant and decs dead or dead button.

"Big Block, a familiar design by Bell-Shite Games"

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:00 pm

you could have the feature board shaped like somethings testicles

rollem · Post by **rollem** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:50 pm

haha yea lol. hairy ones. haha.

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:00 pm

I would have a j/p repeat chance that actually repeated every now and again!!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:05 pm

Tits a Knockout

Missed a trick with that one, should have been 'Tits & Cock-out'

In all seriousness, there must be a lot of new concepts that could be included in a newly designed machine. What are the core 'parts of most machines now days?

- Shots
- Features
- Nudges
- Steps
- Blasts
- KO's

That's pretty much it, I guess. Could anyone come up with anything unique?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:15 pm

How about more Number Runners? Blatantly the most satisfying part of any machine

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:22 pm

Agreed! Much more satisfying than a Skill Stop etc. It's really surprising how many people don't know what you can do with a NR. My first was on JPMs Impulse, although it was Red Hot Roller then. Caesars' Palace was also a goodun too - whenever you saw 'Nudge Steppa' and it made that wierd noise from the bonus, you knew you were on for a JP...