Fruit Machine Chat

What do you say, cliiquee local pubs, you win 3 times on the trot cos the neandethal locals don't know what the f*** they are doing and they f***ing bar you cos they think you are using a magnet. AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talking too a barmaid a while back and she told me people are going round with magnets and she was looking out for it. another popular one is no using mobiles, I was told i could play a machine [mortal wombat] if i left my phone behind the bar, so turned it off and passed it her, she changed her mind instantly and said on second thoughts you can't play it.

she just realised i would still play it without my mobile... end result barred.

what machine was it jeff?

I had me hand in my pocket holding all my £1s whilst all out on a Yabba and this old man came over and said why have you got you hand in your pocket.

took it out to reveal £1s and he said oh sorry, its just that we had two lads in with a magnet and they emptied it yesterday.

Was like well hows it full after £3 then

took it out to reveal £1s and he said oh sorry, its just that we had two lads in with a magnet and they emptied it yesterday.

Was like well hows it full after £3 then

Because if its been emptied, it would have to be re-filled manually Anfield! hence only £3 off

i think he means that it couldn't of been emptied as it was 3 off full. Therefore no one has won out of it.

Thought i'd join in!

[quote="&quot"]I had me hand in my pocket holding all my £1s whilst all out on a Yabba and this old man came over and said why have you got you hand in your pocket.

took it out to reveal £1s and he said oh sorry, its just that we had two lads in with a magnet and they emptied it yesterday.

Should of pulled ya cock out and said just knocking one off..lol...

LOL at Sir Cheese!!!

Although I'm not sure many people get 'that' excited about playing a machine...

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anfield road wrote:I had me hand in my pocket holding all my £1s whilst all out on a Yabba and this old man came over and said why have you got you hand in your pocket.

took it out to reveal £1s and he said oh sorry, its just that we had two lads in with a magnet and they emptied it yesterday.

Should of pulled ya cock out and said just knocking one off..lol...

lmfao

I playing a Top Giza but it went for Top after only a $5 (without NM)

I have put £1 in a party games with a £1 win on the reels to get the top for £62

hi, how exactly would a mobile change anything while your playing on a m/c, i dont see how it would make a difference

tom

thats the point..... it does'nt, its just one of the bullshit reasons barstaff/owners use to bar players

the only time i've used my phone is for follow me on a temple of treasure or king kebab before i found out you could just hold the buttons down. been halfway through doing this and my phone has rang..... nightmare :x

how did you use your phone on the 'follow me' (is that find the lady?) if you dont mind me asking

tom

it gives you a series of numbers on the hold buttons say 312 for £1 then say 3121 for £1.20 all the way too jp, so at the end you have something like 10 hold buttons flashing in a sequence, so i type it on my phone key pad then read it back .