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SCAM ALERT
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Asda customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get some shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag , with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another shop. You agree and they get in the back seat . On
the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, &
24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Asda has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.

SCAM ALERT
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Asda customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get some shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag , with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another shop. You agree and they get in the back seat . On
the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, &
24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Asda has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.

Ps

Walking through local town centre one Sunday. Three guys and a girl get out of a car by the multi storey, then proceed to space out, sit on the pavement and start begging for the usual " Got any change ? " spiel.

Ps

Walking through local town centre one Sunday. Three guys and a girl get out of a car by the multi storey, then proceed to space out, sit on the pavement and start begging for the usual " Got any change ? " spiel.

harry2 wrote:SCAM ALERT
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Asda customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get some shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag , with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another shop. You agree and they get in the back seat . On
the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, &
24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Asda has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.

Ha ha!! Very good!

Heard first hand accounts of how these things sound pretty stupid, but just turn out a numbers game and a victim will turn up to make it worthwhile for them

harry2 wrote:SCAM ALERT
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Asda customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get some shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag , with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another shop. You agree and they get in the back seat . On
the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, &
24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Asda has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.

Brilliant post! Much better than anything that reaction fishing twat who's named after Michael Jackson's pet monkey can come up with!

How'd ya know the monkey wasn't named after him?

Ruler of The World wrote:Well let's see your great posts then, PRICK!

That's not very nice!!! I didn't call you any names.
Playing the race card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to EXPLOITATION of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism. The shit you get on this site is fair and balanced. It's correct that people call you out.

.... And another thread descends into chaos.

Maybe George or Harry2 will be along later to delete this thread. It makes for such exhaustive reading.

I'd like to see a continuation of this thread. Let's bring it back on topic. What's the most disgraceful way to make money?

2 suggestions... Estate Agent, and... Erm... Car Salesman?

Traffic Warden has to be number one!

Those sharks who go door-to-door on estates, offering loans to poor and stupid people at exorbitant rates of interest rank very low in society in my opinion. As do drug dealers who target minors.

You like the name calling and abusive rant line don't you Ruler?

It makes you look bad and i'm almost embarrassed for you.

I guess you believe it to be a superior response that none of us understands?

Oscar wrote:.... And another thread descends into chaos.

Maybe George or Harry2 will be along later to delete this thread. It makes for such exhaustive reading.

So bloody depressing. Just abusing people for the sake of it on every thread ( which is about one a month these days )