Thick as shit tools...

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:45 am

Had a bit of a session on a pure gold earlier and I had some absolute dick head tool try to throw me off it saying that he wanted a go and I was on it for "too long". I laughed at him and he started to get the stella artois agressivness about him so I gave him the famous, top secret reply that only me and Scott are accustomed to say towards tools of Leicester, then his 4 tool friends joined in just as I got a £100 mega streak for a £35 loss....

Do any of the current fruitchat members think that I should shoot him and put him out his sad, pathetic existence/stain toward/of humanity.....?

Voting open now....

cloud9 · Post by **cloud9** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:51 am

nothing worse than getting stuck on a machine with pissed up dicks watching you telling you to "hold that and I'd take that if I was you" i try to be done by the time the pubs start filling up for the evening it can be a headache at times anyway without having to deal with pissed up clowns. Shoot him

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:56 am

Leicester is phat

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:42 am

Shoot the cunt.

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:45 am

doingthem wrote:Leicester is phat

Go there today and tonight say the same thing...

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:43 pm

Na I'll be there next weekend,probably Friday just to warn you in advance (lowl)

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:52 pm

Extreme in that funny Indian type pub.

Was going.

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:22 am

Only white man in the pub n I'll still fly through the door lol

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:55 am

fist his bird

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:33 am

doingthem wrote:Na I'll be there next weekend,probably Friday just to warn you in advance (lowl)

Flowers for me????
Ahhhh thanks Andy....
Il be sure to go well out my way to burn everything in sight that has already been burnt by everyone else who comes through here.
Il guarantee the next time you come Leicester, every machine and pub will have gone "bangers"

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:35 am

But il be sure to be going cov tomoz ; )

Night night....

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:59 am

Lol carry on

I'm more than happy for you to go out and lose money on the off chance I might get caught on something lol

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:14 am

doingthem wrote:Lol carry on I'm more than happy for you to go out and lose money on the off chance I might get caught on something lol

Here we gooooo!

Ladies and gentleman, we've netted a tool....
Big deal, although this post does end this thread rather appropriately... (thank god for spellcheck)

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:16 am

I'm sooooo bored with turf wars...
I know!!! Let's start something called "star wars" and we will begin on December 15th with episode 7!?!?!?

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:19 am

Oh no!!!!!! I'm arguing with someone who has more red lights than me!?!?
"doingthem" I'm so sorry. Your the better player, the better man and il guarantee you will be driving the better car!!!