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Gala Mecca
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:26 am
by JG
What happens if you swipe into a Gala or Mecca with a barred card?
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:34 am
by doingthem
All hell breaks loose
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:57 am
by cloud9
You get banged up for trespassing
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:52 am
by betchrider
Change ya name.
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:24 am
by ob
Try it and find out! They'd just ask you to leave if it flagged anything up!
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:55 pm
by JG
Simply pop in and pop a decent pair of cans on your head. Closed back, not open back, you want to block out noise, particularly the din of the bloody staff telling you that you need to leave. Turn up the volume on some loud music and get your pals to do the same. We did this in Thonford Gala and four hours later the batteries all run out on our devices. We made the mistake of taking the bins off our heads. There was a 120db racket coming from 142 lackeys, 24 supervisors, 10 managers, 2 area managers and 1 CEO of Gala Coral all bellowing in unison "YOU MUST LEAVE NOW!"
We also tried this in Bedworth Cashino, but the manageress was that loud and gobby it didn't work.
Anyway who wants a story?
What's that?......I can't hear you!!
I said WHO WANTS A STORY?!?
(2 days of no postings)
Who sold that tumbleweed a ticket?
Look, it's a good 'un Fruitchatters. It features grannies with nail guns that fire out bingo dabbers and heavy slugs that aren't slugs at all but Emax terminals. Are you ready?
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:49 pm
by kong
Sounds good, but can you put it on yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewtube-rrs so I don't have to doing any reading?
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:00 am
by Stubble
JG. Your problem is that you strongly resemble Mr Punch, of Punch & Judy popular seaside attraction. Aside from this you are very witty and likeable.
I would strongly suggest any Bingo entry be distracted by either a string of sausages, or a wife beating scenario.
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:21 am
by bubbles
Do scenarios of beating those who resemble the wife of my grandad count?! Seriously such a high % of those old biddies who play slots in bingo halls are the biggest cunts in society?!
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:28 am
by Stubble
They pay the wages and we should all remember that. All of there money is finishing in the machines one way or another; if they can enjoy it and line out pockets all the better. If I have to take it off them kicking and screaming fair enough, but it's better when it's smiles all round. It so often is.
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:19 am
by superfeature
Lmfao..
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:27 am
by superfeature
And I'm off to his area right now to put the silly glowing button £500.000 off lighting......
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:02 am
by streakseims
"No Lighty, No Likey"
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:22 pm
by doingthem
Lol 500 off lighting,what a guy
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:50 pm
by kong
Take the bulbs out?