Gala Mecca

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
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JG
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Gala Mecca

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What happens if you swipe into a Gala or Mecca with a barred card?
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All hell breaks loose
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You get banged up for trespassing
It's grim up north
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Change ya name.
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Post by ob »

Try it and find out! They'd just ask you to leave if it flagged anything up!
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Simply pop in and pop a decent pair of cans on your head. Closed back, not open back, you want to block out noise, particularly the din of the bloody staff telling you that you need to leave. Turn up the volume on some loud music and get your pals to do the same. We did this in Thonford Gala and four hours later the batteries all run out on our devices. We made the mistake of taking the bins off our heads. There was a 120db racket coming from 142 lackeys, 24 supervisors, 10 managers, 2 area managers and 1 CEO of Gala Coral all bellowing in unison "YOU MUST LEAVE NOW!"
We also tried this in Bedworth Cashino, but the manageress was that loud and gobby it didn't work.

Anyway who wants a story?

What's that?......I can't hear you!!


I said WHO WANTS A STORY?!?


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Who sold that tumbleweed a ticket?


Look, it's a good 'un Fruitchatters. It features grannies with nail guns that fire out bingo dabbers and heavy slugs that aren't slugs at all but Emax terminals. Are you ready?
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Sounds good, but can you put it on yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewtube-rrs so I don't have to doing any reading?
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JG. Your problem is that you strongly resemble Mr Punch, of Punch & Judy popular seaside attraction. Aside from this you are very witty and likeable.

I would strongly suggest any Bingo entry be distracted by either a string of sausages, or a wife beating scenario.
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Do scenarios of beating those who resemble the wife of my grandad count?! Seriously such a high % of those old biddies who play slots in bingo halls are the biggest cunts in society?!
Going skint....
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They pay the wages and we should all remember that. All of there money is finishing in the machines one way or another; if they can enjoy it and line out pockets all the better. If I have to take it off them kicking and screaming fair enough, but it's better when it's smiles all round. It so often is.
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Lmfao..
xbox live gamertag = THE lHAMBURGLER.

(add me for big firefight on call of duty 4 or 5)
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And I'm off to his area right now to put the silly glowing button £500.000 off lighting......
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"No Lighty, No Likey"
6 million ways to pie....choose 1
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Lol 500 off lighting,what a guy
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Take the bulbs out?
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