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Strange Demands
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:45 pm
by Ruler of The World
I have just been denied entry into an arcade because I apparently look under 90!
Ok, complete bollocks there...
Fit barmaid in pub, looked all peed off about something, burst into tears about her boyfriend when I asked her what's wrong and said she thinks he's seeing someone else... But she wasn't sure! Wants ME to act all lovey dovey with her in front of him when he comes round there after work.
I said no thanks, the only games I play are the fruit machines these days.
Barred after finishing up! Lovely!
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 6:32 am
by dog section
i would have angled towards a threesome myself,or at the very least a gob job from her in the urinals. was this in hemsby
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 10:22 am
by Ruler of The World
LOL trying to guess which pub has an up for it barmaid! She wasn't gonna do anything except try to flirt to make him jealous and probably get me attacked! Not worth it!
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 10:26 am
by Ruler of The World
OMG I was born in Great Yarmouth!!!
Have to go there at some point this year, haven't been back since I was a baby!
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 2:34 pm
by BFK
I wouldnt bother!!
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 3:05 pm
by Oscar
Seagulls fly upside down when over Yarmouth.
Because it isn't worth shitting on.
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:36 pm
by dog section
im well known for my fondness of the female yarco variety,having spent 14yrs working there at certain night time establishments.
You cant beat a gobble while playing on a simpsons duff beer guide,while her friend checks out her technique,and the activities performed under the pier leave little to the imagination
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 11:13 pm
by JG
Utter fantasy.
The ladies of Great Yarmouth are fine, upstanding females.
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 11:30 pm
by harry2
Seen in a Yarmouth shop
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 1:56 am
by thecannonball89
Lol wankers
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 9:11 am
by harry2
Only joking lads, hope you are making loads of money !!!!
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 1:17 am
by dog section
I didnt witness the news report on about anglia myself,but apparently they did find one 14yr old female that didnt have track marks, wasnt pregnant, wasnt on ketamine, did have an unbroken hymen and she was attending school. apparently from the yarmouth area. thats got to be bollocks.
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 2:53 am
by doingthem
Where are you from dog section?
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 6:11 am
by dog section
i have vast knowledge of east anglia lets say, and based in said area too.
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 5:20 pm
by bubbles
haha!