Strange Demands

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Fri May 15, 2015 6:45 pm

I have just been denied entry into an arcade because I apparently look under 90!

Ok, complete bollocks there...

Fit barmaid in pub, looked all peed off about something, burst into tears about her boyfriend when I asked her what's wrong and said she thinks he's seeing someone else... But she wasn't sure! Wants ME to act all lovey dovey with her in front of him when he comes round there after work.

I said no thanks, the only games I play are the fruit machines these days.

Barred after finishing up! Lovely!

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Mon May 18, 2015 6:32 am

i would have angled towards a threesome myself,or at the very least a gob job from her in the urinals. was this in hemsby

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Mon May 18, 2015 10:22 am

LOL trying to guess which pub has an up for it barmaid! She wasn't gonna do anything except try to flirt to make him jealous and probably get me attacked! Not worth it!

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Mon May 18, 2015 10:26 am

OMG I was born in Great Yarmouth!!!

Have to go there at some point this year, haven't been back since I was a baby!

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon May 18, 2015 2:34 pm

I wouldnt bother!!

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Mon May 18, 2015 3:05 pm

Seagulls fly upside down when over Yarmouth.

Because it isn't worth shitting on.

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Mon May 18, 2015 8:36 pm

im well known for my fondness of the female yarco variety,having spent 14yrs working there at certain night time establishments.
You cant beat a gobble while playing on a simpsons duff beer guide,while her friend checks out her technique,and the activities performed under the pier leave little to the imagination

JG · Post by JG » Mon May 18, 2015 11:13 pm

Utter fantasy.

The ladies of Great Yarmouth are fine, upstanding females.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon May 18, 2015 11:30 pm

Seen in a Yarmouth shop

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Tue May 19, 2015 1:56 am

Lol wankers

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue May 19, 2015 9:11 am

Only joking lads, hope you are making loads of money !!!!

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Wed May 20, 2015 1:17 am

I didnt witness the news report on about anglia myself,but apparently they did find one 14yr old female that didnt have track marks, wasnt pregnant, wasnt on ketamine, did have an unbroken hymen and she was attending school. apparently from the yarmouth area. thats got to be bollocks.

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Wed May 20, 2015 2:53 am

Where are you from dog section?

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Wed May 20, 2015 6:11 am

i have vast knowledge of east anglia lets say, and based in said area too.

bubbles · Post by **bubbles** » Wed May 20, 2015 5:20 pm

haha!