Fruit Machine Chat

I've not been doing so well on the nags, my little tricks in bookies are all over with, fed up of casino games so I'm back doing fruits, ruling my area again. The thing is, I've only just started and its hard to get back into the routine without wanting to wander off to have a spin!

Whoever has been doing 'my stuff' while I wasn't may not even notice I'm back as I'm pretty sure I'm not playing what I've heard everyone else is at the moment and that's how I intend to keep it.

I have always been a grinder who isn't out trying to call himself a top boy or some sort of genius, I just like to get on with things. I doubt I know anything anyone else doesn't.

I won't be doing a Redlinesman style diary reporting how much I earn (or lose), I just fancy a change back to the old routine because the last routine has been doing my head in.

I work alone, you won't see me with anyone else unless it is in exceptional circumstances.

Just thought I'd let you all know.

What's your area

The UK.

Does that mean that your 'system' relied mainly on luck to succeed then?

That's for me to know and for you to never find out!

"The thing is, I've only just started and its hard to get back into the routine without wanting to wander off to have a spin!"

No it isn't. Roulette is a very boring game with no player edge. You might as well toss a coin 1000 times whilst pondering if you're going to end up with more heads than tails.


"I doubt I know anything anyone else doesn't."

Well ok, but then,

"I'm pretty sure I'm not playing what I've heard everyone else is at the moment"



Sorry, but to me that doesn't quite compute. I guess you're saying that you are keeping off the most ratted on stuff and going for the only slightly ratted on stuff? Good luck anyhow unless you're in my area in which case bad luck. I've got a location of an Audi TT for you as I know you like them. PM if bothered.

I'm only interested in Honda S2000s and perhaps I didn't really give a toss about the actual contents of any of my posts today and just thought I'd put some posts on here that are more interesting than "Help, I've got a broken fruit machine that I bought which is the most boring one ever whether it works or not!"?

I do appreciate the effort. So many readers and so few posters. It's hard though to post something on topic. If it's anything interesting about modern machines it probably is too sensitive to go up here. I shouldn't really have posted anything about Double Up and another member asked for one of my fairly recent posts to be deleted. Naughty naughty. Bad JG.

In the old days of the Fruit Digest, massive clues, emptiers even, were bandied about like Smarties containing Viagra, Cialis and Levitra all in one. We swapped emptiers and made billions of pounds and no one gave a damn. However, as we approached the turn of the century, one of the game manufacturers bought a home computer capable of accessing The Internet. The game was up and we had to speak in codes and whispers or face a lifetime of playing Tuppenny Nudgers.

No one could hear anyone else, so we started our own version of Cockney Rhyming slang. BLOOP was substituted for words such as hopper, streak or cherry with a mystery symbol on it. BLEEP was substituted for tube, boob and lube. BLIPPITTY BLOP was used for all the other seventeen words in the Oxford English Dictionary.

We had to talk about more and more obtuse subjects to avoid detection. The weather, Jimmy Hill back in the days when he was manager at Coventry City FC, them good old ducks in the park, levels of infidelity in the Nottingham suburb of Beeston, how annoying the post office queues where these days and the aggressiveness of the bald faced hornet. One man foolishly mentioned that you could hold the reels to usually prise in a jackpot on the nudge spinner feature on Duff Beer Guide. He was instantly pummelled to death with complex passive aggressive systems of ostracization.

Everyone wants to chat. Some members even just post 'hi' to let everyone know that they've had a successful day popping buttons. However no one can really chat unless they pick up a mobile phone, send an email or just meet up with a pal in a quiet corner of a public house. So this brings us to today. Plenty of beady eyes and very few tappy tap tap tappy fingers. It's just the dynamic. O'Sullivan is allowed, people who play darts, named Phil, not so.

So let's try this. Still chilly in the evenings isn't it? Got the heating on here.

You've just killed my thread! Cheers!

I call for threads which mods are not allowed to post on! Problem is, it wouldn't work because no one else replies anyway!

My little friend is moving back down london ahmed! Hes fed up with manchester! Text him mate!

Ferdi?

Your little friend is a lovely guy but a stubborn little bugger who always knows best and runs around by himself going to random towns and cities! He's unbearable to try to keep up with, would be great to have him as a sidekick but he's just obviously a loner at heart!

By the sounds of things, whoever is doing your area will probably make more money now you are back out!

feltham bowl shudder's

hemsby