What's the shortest time you've been on a fruit machine?

JG · Post by JG » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:38 pm

Mine was a flicker in a pub in Stockport. I put in £1 and £46.57 lit up in the LED. No repeat and collect back out and out I went.

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discostu · Post by **discostu** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:59 pm

I once shat on a pub step.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:42 pm

I put a quid in one once and a jpot repeat.

Mike25 · Post by **Mike25** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:59 pm

For dinner tonight I had the Foie Gras, followed by some Kobe beef with white truffles. For dessert I opted for the Srawberry jelly with non-branded Vanilla Ice-Cream, and washed it all down with a carton of Ribena tooth kind.

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dog section · Post by **dog section** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:01 pm

shortest time was when that transvesty thing tried interfering with me while i was playing the fruity. we didnt go all the way though after i felt the bulge

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:24 am

Probably 35 cluedo days,2 up out the door

discostu · Post by **discostu** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:43 pm

Was once on a machine for about 1 second. I stood next to it and sneezed on the glass, then left.

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:14 pm

or the time i found a used tampax in the coin tray at lacon arms

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:50 pm

What's Happened to Gary Chandler?

JG · Post by JG » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:03 pm

£1 for jp rep to light up? On a flicker I'm guessing Betch.....was it there for another one?

As for GC, last I heard was several months back he was knuckling down, doing ok, not liked by some of the jealous potless types in his area. Perhaps he has been mysteriously bumped off, or like a few others, has lost interest in this side of things.

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:22 pm

Maybe he has taken a job in Butlins? And is fleecing the fruits in there 24:7.

richy657 · Post by **richy657** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:55 am

Bank job , quid in, cherries, boarded n flashed 139 up and left. Gary chandler is doing very well for himself , driving round in a brand new merc , he's a good lad .

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:49 pm

mist , 6quid in first board trap 140 walk

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:52 pm

saw somebody walk upto a elvis clock it up for £900 press collect drag it all and piss off

spa · Post by **spa** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:17 pm

Probably a dig it. Press press press press go.