Fruit Machine Chat

Unfortunately, today, whilst in a Ladbrokes licenced betting office, I over heard a conversation on a mobile phone.

This was unfortunate as the Keybet Pot was on a very high amount, it was on about £314. The last time a Keybet was recorded on official records at that level of pottitude was back in 1962 in a Corals located within the Outer Hebrides.

However the conversation was of a sinister nature and after confirming with the operator of the mobile phone, the situation was as thus. A certain person who shall remain nameless was operational and on his way down. He didn't give a shit about the cameras and it appeared that my shoes were most unpopular, as no one wanted to be in them, not even the operator of the mobile phone. It was imperative I scarper and scarper I did (after getting a times 50 about nine minutes later). I had been sessioning it for eight hours over the two days and was sick to leave it 360 down at that point.

I phoned David the cashier at 9:47 pm and it appeared that no one had actually played it and the pot IS still there. However I wasn't willing to risk a kick in the ghoulies over a Keybet. I suspect that the mobile phone operator or his cartel will be there at near enough doors to eradicate the offensively high Keybet. So. If anyone does want a shot at it (get there quick) then please PM me as I'd rather it not get gobbled up by my perpetrators.

550 for a x30 followed by 345 for x50 with the key becoming coldest number for several hours resulted in a £1300 loss after getting a 440 (end of day 3) is my worst that I've actually seen out. been 300ish in a few times and not gone back for day 2. nice when it's on the other end of variance though!

Thai Flower.... now THAT is a shit game!

I seem to get more rough luck on these than good luck. I keep track of 0 vs 5 vs 10 vs KB and that's not too bad, although 0 was number one hot number that last session, had it five times in one history. I just don't get the pots out that quickly. Under two hours and I feel blessed. About 2.5 hours should be average, but had so many two day sessions for big losses of money and sanity. I don't feel too bad about being chased off this one, probably did me a favour.

found one at £430 last week it was £180 the week before that some someone did brainz!

worst is 12 hours for 500 down, had a few under 10 spins but normally there under £200 everywhere you go